23 Hilarious Back To School Jokes For Kids

Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher.

Let’s not forget funny moms (you can be one too) who write those fun jokes on a note and put them in the school lunch box.

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Tell a funny back to school joke!

My daughter is a big big fan of jokes. She hears them from friends and while listening to the radio, we find them in books and magazines.

She knows so many of them that we have already categorized them by a theme. So since school is just around the corner we pulled out some of Sofia’s favorite School Jokes For kids.

Funniest Back To School Jokes For Kids

Knock! Knock!

Who is there?


Teddy who?

Teddy (today) is the first day of school!

Why does our teacher wear glasses?

Because kids in her class (we) are so bright!

Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?

The reach the high notes.

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Now that back to school joke was funny!

What did you learn in school today, son?

Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.

What food do math teachers eat?

Square meals!

How do you get straight A’s?

By using a ruler!
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That joke made me giggle.

Why are you late for class, Peter?

Because of the sign on the road?

What sign, Peter?

School Ahead. Go slow!

What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?

A school bus

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Jess Who?

Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school!

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I just can’t stop laughing at these jokes…

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

Do you know how bees get to school?

On the school buzz!

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Let me jot these silly jokes down!

What was the first thing you learned in class today, son?

How to talk without moving lips, mom.

Mom, I got a 100 in school today!

Really? That’s awesome! What subject?

60 in math and 40 in spelling

What kind of school do you go to

  • a surfer? Boarding school
  • a giant? High school
  • King Arthur? Knight school
  • ice cream man? Sundae school.
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Stop making me laugh!

If you had 19 oranges, 11 strawberries, 5 apples and 9 bananas, what would you have?

A yummy fruit salad.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says, “Spit out that gum” and the train says, “Chew! Chew!”

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Teacher wears shades!

Luke: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Luke: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.

Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?

Andrew: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?!

Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!

Knock Knock

Who is there?


B-4 who?

B-4 you go to school, do your homework!

If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school?

C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping

In case you can’t stop watching kids laugh their ears off go and read some more funny jokes for kids and watch this video Sofia made.

Sofia’s Funniest Jokes Video

Like these Jokes?  There are more!

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We have a printable joke book for kids filled with over 125 Jokes and silly pranks for your kids to read.

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What is your kids favorite back to school joke? Tell us in the comments!

One Comment

  1. This was pretty outstanding to read, nevertheless I think I have read something similar already. Excellent stuff nonetheless, enjoyed to read through this!

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