Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten up an awkward moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely win a lot of hearts for teacher. These funny school jokes are great for back to school fun and deemed “school appropriate jokes” by parents and teachers for good old fashioned silly joke fun.
Kids Jokes About School
Let’s not forget funny moms (you can be one too) who write those fun jokes on a note and put them in the school lunch box.
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My daughter is a big big fan of jokes. She hears them from friends and while listening to the radio, we find them in books and magazines. She knows so many of them that we have already categorized them by a theme and are all school appropriate jokes that will elicit a giggle or a groan!
The Funniest Jokes For Kids About School
So since school is just around the corner we pulled out some of Sofia’s favorite School Jokes For kids.
1. Back to School Knock Knock Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy (today) is the first day of school!
2. Sunglasses in Class Joke
Why does our teacher wear glasses?
Because kids in her class (we) are so bright!
3. Music Teacher Joke
Why would a music teacher might need a ladder?
The reach the high notes.
4. Why School is Everyday Joke
What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
5. Math Teacher Diet Joke
What food do math teachers eat?
Square meals!
6. Grading Joke
How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
7. School Zone Joke
Why are you late for class, Peter?
Because of the sign on the road?
What sign, Peter?
School Ahead. Go slow!
8. Here Comes the Sun Joke
What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
A school bus
9. Knock Knock Silly
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Jess!
Jess Who?
Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school!
10. College Learning for the Sun
Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
11. Follow the Bees to School Joke
Do you know how bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
12. Be Quiet in Class Joke
What was the first thing you learned in class today, son?
How to talk without moving lips, mom.
13. Creative Math Joke
Mom, I got a 100 in school today!
Really? That’s awesome! What subject?
60 in math and 40 in spelling
14. What kind of school do you go to Joke:
- a surfer? Boarding school
- a giant? High school
- King Arthur? Knight school
- ice cream man? Sundae school.
15. School Lunch Joke
If you had 19 oranges, 11 strawberries, 5 apples and 9 bananas, what would you have?
A yummy fruit salad.
16. Opposites Attract Joke
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out that gum” and the train says, “Chew! Chew!”
17. Reasonable Teacher Joke
Luke: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Luke: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
18. Homework Joke
Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?
Andrew: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?!
Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!
19. Proper Order of Things Joke
Knock Knock
Who is there?
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you go to school, do your homework!
20. Brain Health Joke
If sleep is really good for the brain, then why is it not permitted in school?
21. The True Meaning of CLASS
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping
In case you can’t stop watching kids laugh their ears off go and read some more funny jokes for kids and watch this video Sofia made.
Sofia’s Funny School Jokes For Kids
Like these Jokes? There are more!
We have a printable joke book for kids filled with over 125 Jokes and silly pranks for your kids to read.
Back To School Fun from Kids Activities Blog
- Make sure to read this before starting your school shopping.
- Kids of all ages will love getting these back to school notes.
- Tons of fun activities for elementary students!
- Start off the year with our first day of school lunch ideas.
- Try this cool math game!
- Mornings are simple with these easy breakfast ideas for school.
- Decorate your stuff with a cool backpack tag.
- Magnetic slime is a super fun science experiment.
- Felt pencil toppers are another fun way to customize your supplies.
- Labeling school supplies is super important! Don’t miss our tips for that.
- Learn how to make file folder games for the classroom.
- Every student needs a kids pencil pouch.
- Back to School essential items — everything that you need.
- Keep a kids school picture frame with your child’s first day of school photo!
- Keep little hands busy with some puppy coloring pages.
- Teachers — get ready for school with some no prep stem activities.
- School memories can be stored in a super handy binder!
- What should you do with all those kids projects for school? Here’s the answer.
- Teacher Appreciation Week <–everything you need
- Here are 75 more hilarious jokes for kids!
- Looking for more silly pranks? Here are some April fools pranks for parents and kids!
- We have a free joke book for kids!
- Pssst…check out these fun games you can make at home.
What is your kids favorite back to school joke? Tell us in the comments!
What is a cow’s favorite thing to do for entertainment?
Go to the moo-vies!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why don’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts!
I only know 24 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why (y)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 😀
There was a leader that had lots of soliders who were going into battle. 1/2 way though, he said to himself: I can’t just let them die out there I’ve got to help them. Bring me my red cape! He said to his servent. One soilder who had not gone in yet said to the leader: Why do you want your red cape? To hide any blood that I loose. Says the leader. After he got his cape, he went into battle. And so then the soilder still sitting on the side of the war said to his servent: Bring me my brown pants! And went into battle. ( Do you not get the joke? FYI some people poop thier pant if they get nervous. ) Haha! Hope I made you laugh!
Q. Why was the math book so sad?
A. He was so full of problems!!! 😀
Where does the library keep books about Big Foot?
In the Large Print section!
Q: What has more letters than the alphabet?
A: The post office
Q: What kind of candy do kids eat on the playground?
A. Recess pieces
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Why is it impossible to learn the alphabet on a ship?
Because you’ll get lost at C.
Why was the cafeteria clock always showing the wrong time?
Because it always went back four seconds..(for seconds)
Q: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
A: Because they keep getting lost at C!