75+ Funny Jokes that Will Make Your Kids Laugh

Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically.   We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below and I will keep adding suggested jokes and and adding them…

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Funny Jokes for Kids

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I buried my funnybone out in the backyard…

Animal Jokes for Kids

1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela

2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce

3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie

4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda

Dinosaur joke: What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't bathe?  A  Stink-o-saurus! - Kids Activities Blog logo - dinosaur head on white background
Let’s tell a dinosaur joke!

5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey

6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina

7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie

8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

9 – Knock knock.   Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
(This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!)   – Keri

Related: More Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim

12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice

13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda

14 – Knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna

15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken

16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

17 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. -Lisa

18 – Q: What is a koala’s favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra

Chicken joke: What do you call a chicken who counts its eggs?  A mathmeCHICKEN - Kids Activities Blog logo - chicken on white background
Let’s tell a chicken joke!

19 – What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs? A mathema-CHICKEN – Tammy

20 – Q: What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone? A:SHELLfies! -Charlotte

21 – What’s a cat’s favorite color? PURRRRRR-ple! -Lauren

Funny Animal Joke Books for Kids

Laugh out Loud Animal Jokes for kids = cover is yellow with some snowflakes and two animals looking at each other
LOL Animal Jokes for Kids!
Just Joking 300 Hilarious Jokes Tricky Tongue Twisters and Ridiculous Riddles from National Geographic Kids - cover has a laughing jaguar
Just Joking from National Geographic Kids
101 Animal Jokes for Kids book - cover has cartoon shark, cow and sheep with a spider
101 Animal Jokes for Kids
Just Joking 2 - 300 Hilarious jokes about everything including tongue twisters, riddles and more from National Geographic Kids - cover has a chimpanzee putting fingers in ears
Because one Just Joking Book would never be enough laughter…
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I can’t stop giggling…

22 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty

23 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen

24 – What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The OUTSIDE! -Natalie

25 – What did the cheetah say after dinner? That hit the spot, spot, spot, spot. – Teri

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! {giggle}

Hilarious Jokes for Preschoolers

26 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly

27 – Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon

28 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire

29 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara

30 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda

Related: School Appropriate Jokes for Kids

31 – What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan

32 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina

33 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey

34 – What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

35 – Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep? A: you “rocket”! – Kristi

36 – Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Dude, do you smell carrots? -Toben

37 – What did the Mama Buffalo say to her Baby Buffalo when she dropped him off at school? BI-SON! -Beverly

38 – Q: What do you call wooden cubes enjoying a happy gathering? A: A block party! -Sara

39 – What do farmers give each other on Valentines Day?? Lots of HOGS & kisses! -Kelli

40 – What is the scariest tree? BamBOO! -Summer

41 – How did Elsa lose her balloon? She “Let it go!” – Katie

Funny Preschool Joke Books

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids - over 800 jokes - dinosaur on cover having a tea party
The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids!
My First Book of Kids Jokes for ages 3-5 - cover has a hot air balloon with a hippo and an elephant riding in the basket
My First Book of Silly Kids Jokes
Get the Giggles Book - the cover has a theater full of cows with 3d glasses on
Get the Giggles!
Kids Jokes ages 3-5 - Super Fun! - Level 1 Reader - cover has a dinosaur sleeping in a bed
Best Kids Jokes Ages 3-5 Level 1 Reader

42 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren

43 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan

What school does a banana attend? Sundae School! {giggle}

Silly Kid Jokes about Food

44 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate

45 – What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin

46 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie

47 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale

48 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee

49 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

50 – What has eyes, but can’t see? A potato! -Randi

51 – Q: What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? A: Cool Ranch! -Ellyn

52 – Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon-AID! – Jac

53 – Knock Knock! Who’s there. LETTUCE… Lettuce Who? –>Lettuce in it’s cold outside! -Crystal

54 – Q: Do you know what “muffins” spelled backwards is? A:It’s what you do when you take them out of the oven…SNIFFUM!!! -Julie

55 – What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger? KETCHUP! -Alice

56 – Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A:Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth) – Teri

Funny Food Joke Books for Kids

Lettuce Laugh book - 600 corny jokes about food.  Cover has several lettuce leaves with googly eyes
Lettuce Laugh Jokes for Kids!
Funny bodily function jokes for kids - Kids Activities Blog best jokes for kids - toilet in bathroom white
What did one potty say to the other? You look a little flushed! {giggle}

Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functions

56 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam

57 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela

58 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts!   – Jessica

59 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy

60 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica

61 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen

62 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden

63 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

64 – Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-‘ere! – Tammy

Best Dad Jokes for Kids

65 – Where does Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase! -Lisa

66 – How do you plan a party in space? You planet! -Ellen

67 – What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? THUNDERWEAR! -Lesley

68 – Why is a magician so good at hockey? Because he can do a hat trick! -Rikki

69 – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: TOAD! – Rockee

70 – Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He was going to HIGH school. (ba-dum-tss) – Kristin

71 – Q: What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! -Molly

72 – What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake! -Randi

73 – Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Do you want to go to the moooooovies? -Apolonia

74 – What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! -Maureen

75 – Q: Have you seen the dog bowl? A: I didn’t know our dog could bowl… -Chris

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184 Comments

  1. One of our favorite jokes is:
    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide!
    🙂

  2. Saw this on Pinterest and had to take a peek, too cute!
    Our favorite joke is “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”

  3. What does Batman’s mom say when it’s time to eat? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinnner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman! (Should be sung to the tune of the old tv program.)

  4. What do you get when a canary flies through a fan? Shredded Tweet!

  5. What did the dog say when he got stuck on the roof?
    “Roof Roof” 🙂

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    U neak up on it!!..:)
    How do you catch a tame rabbit? “Tame way”..:)

    What did the mummy tomato say to the baby tomato? Hurry up and “Ketchup!”..:)

  6. What happens when an egg laughs? It cracks up!

  7. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    Because he wasn’t peeling well.

    Why did the elephant quit his job?
    He was tired of working for peanuts

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he was going off to school?
    Bison. (bye son)

    My 5 and 3 year old love to tell these jokes.
    Thanks for sharing. We have been looking for more kid friendly jokes!

  8. What’s the different between a teacher and a train?
    Teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the train says “CHEW CHEW!”

    What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
    A walkie-talkie!

  9. Where did the king keep his armies?
    In his sleavies

  10. This one you have to be careful with so no one gets smacked too hard. My husband was completely shocked when I did it to him 🙂

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Interupting Starfish
    Iterup…….. ( Before they get out iterupting starfish who you put your hand on their face like your spread out hand is the starfish )

    🙂

    Hopefully no one gets high fived in the face from this one. Softly, softly

  11. Have you heard the one about the bed? (Person responds “no”)
    That’s because it hasn’t been made up yet.

  12. My daughters favorite when she was little….
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A Gummy Bear!
    She was so in love with this one she told it to all the characters at Disney world 🙂

  13. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
    So they can fight knights!

  14. What vegetable loves to sing – Elvis Parsley ????

    What do you call an annoying vampire – a pain in the neck????

    Sorry so bored did not now what to do just came here from Pinterest ????

  15. Omg I have no life lol????

  16. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A: A gummy bear!

  17. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
    Beef jerky!

  18. What did the okra say to the tomato? Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  19. Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
    A: Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  20. Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
    A: Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  21. Oprah

  22. Julie Smith says:

    Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be ‘bagels’.

  23. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer (no idea)

    What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH (no “i”)
    I love these silly jokes more than the kids do I think.

  24. Cow 1: Are you afraid of ad cows’ disease?
    Cow 2: Nope.
    Cow 1: How come?
    Cow 2: ‘Cause I’m a Horse!

  25. -what did one burp say to the other burp?
    -let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!

  26. batman was orphaned 🙁

  27. My son’s favorite joke is : Is chicken soup good for you? Not if you’re the chicken!

  28. My kids favorite is

    “Hey, how did you get under there?”

    Unsuspecting person who is asked this question says: under where?

    Children then laugh and say “I made you say underwear” they think it hilarious

  29. My siblings favorite joke is “What are you eating under there?”
    The person you are asking the question to asks “Under where?
    “Ew Underwear! GROSS!

    They love this joke, it makes them crack up every time.

  30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    .
    .
    .
    It was feeling crummy.

  31. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A gummy bear.

    What did the snail say when hitching a ride on the back of a turtle?

    Yippy!

  32. azzolina1022 says:

    my daughter’s favorite joke:
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    But my daughter drags it on MUCH longer!

  33. Why did batman man cross the road?
    So he can save the 1000 person

  34. onlydaughter says:

    What goes up when the rain comes down? an umbrella

  35. P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A minute?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – An hour?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A day?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A month?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A year?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A decade?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A century?
    P2 – Yes
    P1- Knock knock!
    P2- Who’s there?
    P1 – You said you would remember me!!

  36. My twin girls used to tell this joke constantly when they were around two and it always made us laugh (not too sure why lol)
    “Why did the cow jump over the fence?
    A: Cause it did” haha

  37. Mandy Scully says:

    Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?

    He was stuffed!

  38. Why wouldn’t the rooster cross the road?

    Because he was a chicken.

  39. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bam-Boo!

  40. – Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    – Mary.
    – Mary who?
    – Merry Christmas
    🙂

  41. -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Hippo
    -Hippo who?
    -Hippo Birthday

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Owl
    -Owl who?
    -Owl always love you

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Olive
    – Olive who?
    -Olive you

  42. Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
    A: ice might crack up.

  43. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ya!
    Ya who?
    Yahooooo!!

  44. A zebra and a giraffe walk into a (bar, store or restaurant). The giraffe lies down on the floor and the zebra walks up to the (bartender, storekeeper or waitperson) and asks for something to drink. The person stops what they are doing and says “Hey! whats that lying on the floor?”. the zebra says, “Silly thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!”

  45. Mikvkkfkd says:

    What do you call an elephant stuck in a phone booth? An elephant stuck in a phone booth you tard.

  46. FreeRangeHuman says:

    My girls love these.

    Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
    Because it was his duty.

    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming forest fires.
    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming ducks.

  47. My boys love this one;

    Q) Where do fish keep their money?…
    A) In the river bank!

    Never gets old in our house 🙂

  48. My daughter loves this one:

    Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
    Orange who?
    Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
    Orange who?
    Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana
    Banana who?
    Orange (aren’t) ya glad I didn’t say Orange?

  49. Q: what do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
    A: Nacho (not your) cheese

  50. Why did the cat cross the road.
    to catch a snake HAHA &&&&&%%%%$$#112479&*;*44*6

  51. The jokes are priceless – Did you know that children laugh 10x times a day more than adults.
    They are truly one of the most special joys of life!

  52. Jeannette Walsh says:

    My grandson loves this one

    What has 2 legs but can’t walk….

    A pair of pants ?

    From Bentley age 10

  53. Kristen Yard says:

    Aw! Love it! Very funny, Bentley! Thanks for sharing, Jeannette!

  54. Chase Montpew says:

    My kids like: What do you call a cow without any toys? ..mooody haha!

  55. Kristen Yard says:

    That’s a good one! It made me LOL for real!

  56. Deb Clark says:

    What do you call a witch on the beach?…… A sand-wich! (Hardy, har, har, har! ?)

  57. Bobbie Jo says:

    Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
    A: Thunderwear.

  58. My son is hilarious. Here are a few he ‘says’ he made up.

    “When it’s raining cats and dogs you have to be careful not to step in a poodle”

    “What do you call cows with no legs?” (Yes I answered ground beef but I’m wrong)

    “Sliders”

  59. Annie Goble says:

    A dog walks into a bar. Sits down at the bar and says
    “I’m looking fo the man that shot my paw”.

  60. Tami Palmer says:

    My 2nd grade son got me with this one:
    Do you know geese flying in a “V” always has one side longer than the other?

    There are more geese on one side!

  61. Anna L Bates says:

    What’s a Pirate’s favorite body part? His booty

  62. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL!!

  63. Kristen Yard says:

    Ha!

  64. Kristen Yard says:

    Lol!

  65. Kristen Yard says:

    He IS hilarious! Those are great! LOL!

  66. Kristen Yard says:

    Haha!!!

  67. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL! Love it!

  68. What’s a beaver’s favorite month of the year?

    No-timber!

  69. Sonja Smith says:

    How does a scientist freshen her breath?
    With experi-mints.

  70. Ruth Patterson says:

    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk

    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator

  71. Melissa Finn-Burtch says:

    What do you call an illegally parked frog?
    A Toad!

  72. Daddy How does the T.V. streaming service not connect ??

    Me:WIFI must have turned off

    Daddy tell mom turn it back on!

    Me: IDK lost of signal/ antenna

    Daddy you should know your from the 80’s

  73. Why are frogs always early to school?

    Because they hop to it!

  74. What does the mom cow say to the baby cow?

    You need to Moooove-it

  75. What were the bears looking for in a cave?

    The Bare Necessities!!

  76. What do u get when u cross a Ghost with a beauty Queen?
    Answer some one who’s very Bootiful!!!

  77. Christine says:

    Here’s a dirty joke…..a white horse stepped in the mud. LoL ?

  78. Heather Wood says:

    Q: What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone?
    A: Bored games 😉

  79. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL!!!

  80. Kristen Yard says:

    HA! And now that song from The Jungle Book is stuck in my head, lol!

  81. Maureen Baldwin says:

    What do you call the world’s smallest Valetine?
    A valen-teeny!

  82. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL! Love it!

  83. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL!!!

  84. Kristen Yard says:

    Ha! So cute!

  85. Kristen Yard says:

    LOL!!!

  86. Kristen Yard says:

    Haha!!!

  87. Kristen Yard says:

    This cracked me up!

  88. Kristen Yard says:

    The “investigator” one had me laughing way harder than I probably should’ve, LOL! So cute!

  89. Kristen Yard says:

    Haha! Too funny!

  90. Chris Elias says:

    My mom asked me if I have seen our dog bowl?

    I said, “I didn’t know he could bowl.”

  91. Chris Elias says:

    What cereal says “Hi” in England?

    Cheerios.

  92. Julie Harris says:

    Why are the melons getting married? Because they cantaloupe.

  93. christina davis says:

    ***How do you make a tissue dance??
    *YOU PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT!!!!

  94. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    It’s faster than walking.

  95. Beth Ryan says:

    What did the janitor yell when he came out of the closet?

    Supplies!!

  96. Maureen Baldwin says:

    What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
    Answer: A Stick!

  97. Sara Scoggan says:

    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    [dramatic pause] Where is my tractor?!?
    It’s all in the delivery. This is the only joke my 3-year-old knows and she laughs every single time she tells it to me. 🙂

  98. Apolonia Sanchez says:

    My special needs daughter asked me this.

    What did the cow, say to the other cow?

    Do you want to go to the mooooooovies.

  99. Rachel Johnson says:

    Q: What did the bird say when it’s cage broke?

    A: Cheap!

  100. What do you call a cow in a tornado?

    A milkshake!

  101. Sandra Meaders says:

    Our favorites our knock knock jokes. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad to see me?

  102. Celeste Mattison says:

    What do you write on a slug’s Valentine card?

    Be My ValenSlime.

  103. Maureen Baldwin says:

    What kind of photos does a turtle have on his phone?

    Shell-fies!

  104. How did Elsa lose her balloon?

    She “Let it go!”

  105. Kayla Ware says:

    My kids fave joke atm.

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Europe
    Europe who? (Sounds like youreapoo)
    I’m not a poo! ??????

  106. Molly Allen says:

    What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet?

    Supplies!

  107. Summer Michelle says:

    Why was the pig covered in ink?

    ~ Because it lived in a pen!

  108. Summer Burlison says:

    What is the scariest tree?

    BamBOO!

  109. What did the cheetah say after dinner?
    That hit the spot, spot, spot, spot.

    For my older kids:
    What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
    Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven’s fifth symphony)

  110. Alice Sibley says:

    What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger?

    Ketchup!

    Hahahahahhahhahaha

  111. Natalie Johnson says:

    What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside

  112. What is a cat’s favorite color?
    Purrrr-ple

  113. Julie German says:

    Do you know what ‘muffins’ spelled backwards is?

    It’s what you do when you take them out of the oven! (Sniffum)!!!

    Hahaha

  114. Lauren Hernandez says:

    What’s a cat’s favorite color?

    Puur-ple.

  115. Charlotte says:

    What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone?

    Shell-fies!

  116. Why did the kid take a ladder to school?

    He was going to high school.

    (ba-dum-tss)

  117. Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-‘ere.
    What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs? A mathema-CHICKEN.

  118. Kelli Popenhagen says:

    Connor says: what do farmers give each other on Valentines day????
    Lots of hogs and kisses!

  119. Looks like a few people have already shared my favorite: What’s brown and sticky?

    A stick!

  120. Jessica Wisniewski says:

    My (usually) shy, 5 year old, turned to a gentleman sitting next to us and I heard her ask him something, so, naturally I leaned in closer to get a better listen…. that was when I heard her tell him this joke:
    *I never heard 9 adults laugh so hard in my entire life!*

    Q.) Would you like to hear a joke about pizza?

    -usually answered by “yes”-

    A.) Nevermind, it’s too cheesy!

  121. Jessica Wisniewski says:

    A.) Knock Knock…..
    B.) Who’s there?
    A.) Interrupting Cow
    B.) Inter… (person starts to reply with “Interrupting Cow Who?) but they can barely respond before they are interrupted with…
    A.) MOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    *Kids and Adults both get a good laugh with this one!!

  122. What did the snowperson say to the other snowperson?
    Look out! Here comes Climate Change.

  123. Sara Scoggan says:

    Q. What do you call wooden cubes enjoying a happy gathering?
    A. A block party!

  124. What did the Mama Buffalo say to her baby Buffalo when she dropped him off at school?
    Bi-son!

  125. Crystal Clapp says:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Lettuce…
    Lettuce who…
    Let us in it’s cold outside.

  126. What do you call an illegally parked frog?

    A: Toad! (^_^)

  127. Rikki Rosseli says:

    Why is a magician so good at hockey?

    Because they can do a hat trick!

  128. These are so fun and funny!
    Q: What to you give a sick lemon?
    A: lemon-aid

  129. Ellyn Kozishek says:

    What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?
    Cool Ranch

  130. Lesley Guerrero-Gomez says:

    What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

    THUNDERWEAR!

  131. Ellen Gale says:

    How do you plan a party in Space? You planet.

  132. Randi Walker says:

    Why do fish live in salt water?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze!

  133. Where does a Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase.

  134. What has eyes, but can’t see?
    A potato!

  135. Zahra –
    What is a ? Koala’s favorite drink?

    A koka-koala or a Pina Koala ?

    What do you call a lazy koala ??

    A pouch potato ?.

    What is a Koala’a fav snack?

    Bearitos.

    What is a koala’s fav car ??

    A Furrari.

    What do you get if you cross a koala ? with an alien ??

    A Mars – upial.

  136. Zahra –
    What is a ? Koala’s favorite drink?

    A koka-koala or a Pina Koala ?

    What do you call a lazy koala ??

    A pouch potato ?.

    What is a Koala’a fav snack?

    Bearitos.

    What is a koala’s fav car ??

    A Furrari.

    What do you get if you cross a koala ? with an alien ??

    A Mars – upial.

  137. Toben Cooney-Callnan says:

    What’s did one snow man say to the other?

    Dude, do you smell carrots?

  138. How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
    You “rocket”
    🙂

  139. Nicole Goodhue Boyd says:

    My sons are 6 and 9. My 6 year old is learning to read.
    While driving to the shopping plaza we saw three signs and my six year old read them out loud…

    Khol’s Staples Dick’s

    My husband and son at same time said “ouch”.

  140. I was going to cook an alligator but I realized I only had a croc pot

  141. Adding this to our article, it really made me giggle! Thanks Lisa!
    -Holly

  142. hahahaha! That is pretty cute. THANKS!!!
    -Holly

  143. That is a really corny joke…i love it! Adding it to our article. Thanks so much Kristi!
    -Holly

  144. OK, that one literally made me LOL. Thanks for the silly joke! Adding it to our jokes for kids list! Thanks Toben.
    -Holly

  145. hahaha! Love these jokes Zahra! Adding one of your funny animal jokes to our big list. THANK YOU!
    -Holly

  146. Thanks for suggesting a joke Randi! That is super cute. Adding it to our list…
    -Holly

  147. Love this dad joke! It has inspired me to start a new area in the article for more dad jokes! Thanks Lisa.
    -Holly

  148. {giggle} love this joke! THANKS! Adding it to our list.
    -Holly

  149. Thanks for the corny joke! Adding it to our list!
    -Holly

  150. hahaha! Adding this to the article. Thanks Lesley!
    -Holly

  151. BWHAHAHAHA. Adding this to our joke list. Thanks Ellyn.
    -Holly

  152. I love this one! This IS so fun! THANKS Jac!
    -Holly

  153. {Giggle} As a hockey fan, I love this joke! THANKS Rikki! I am adding it to our list.
    -Holly

  154. OH MY…I had to think a little too long on that one! hahaha. I love it and am adding it to our list. Thanks Rockee!
    -Holly

  155. What a cute knock knock joke! Thanks for suggesting it. Adding it to our list…
    -Holly

  156. I love this joke, Beverly! Thanks for suggesting it…adding to our list.
    -Holly

  157. That joke made me giggle, Sara. Thanks for adding it!
    -Holly

  158. This is one of my favorite jokes IRL…the kids can’t help but laugh. Thanks Jessica!
    -Holly

  159. I love this joke too! THANKS!
    -Holly

  160. Love Conner’s joke! THANKS!
    -Holly

  161. Thanks Tammy! Both those jokes made me laugh!! I love it.
    -Holly

  162. BWHAHAHA. Thanks Kristin! Love this one.
    -Holly

  163. Thanks Charlotte! That is a really cute joke.
    -Holly

  164. This is super cute! THANKS Lauren.
    -Holly

  165. Julie! I have NEVER heard that joke. THANKS so much.
    -Holly

  166. That made me laugh, Natalie! THANKS!
    -Holly

  167. Love this corny joke! THANKS Alice!
    -Holly

  168. I love both these jokes Teri! THANKS so much.
    -Holly

  169. This joke is awesome, Summer! THANKS,
    -Holly

  170. This joke may have made me laugh a little too much…Thanks Molly!
    -Holly

  171. Nothing better than Frozen humor :). THANKS!

  172. I am imagining this joke being told! So cute!!!

  173. That is sooo sweet! I am adding it to the list. Thanks Apolonia.
    -Holly

  174. Genius! Giggle! Thanks for the joke!
    -Holly

  175. That made me laugh! Thanks Chris.
    -Holly

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