35+ Funny Jokes for Kids

Here are some jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically.   We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! 

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Funny Jokes for Kids

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I buried my funnybone out in the backyard…

Animal Jokes for Kids

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela

Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie

What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda

What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie

Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

Knock knock.   Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
(Hard to write. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!)   – Keri

Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim

Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda

knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna

What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken

What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

Funny Animal Joke Books

Laugh out Loud Animal Jokes for kids = cover is yellow with some snowflakes and two animals looking at each other
LOL Animal Jokes for Kids!
Just Joking 300 Hilarious Jokes Tricky Tongue Twisters and Ridiculous Riddles from National Geographic Kids - cover has a laughing jaguar
Just Joking from National Geographic Kids
101 Animal Jokes for Kids book - cover has cartoon shark, cow and sheep with a spider
101 Animal Jokes for Kids
Just Joking 2 - 300 Hilarious jokes about everything including tongue twisters, riddles and more from National Geographic Kids - cover has a chimpanzee putting fingers in ears
Because one Just Joking Book would never be enough laughter…
best jokes for kids - 35 jokes for kids - boy looking and giggling
I can’t stop giggling…

Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty

Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! {giggle}

Jokes for Preschoolers

Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly

Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire

What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara

What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey

What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

Funny Preschool Joke Books

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids - over 800 jokes - dinosaur on cover having a tea party
The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids!
My First Book of Kids Jokes for ages 3-5 - cover has a hot air balloon with a hippo and an elephant riding in the basket
My First Book of Silly Kids Jokes
Get the Giggles Book - the cover has a theater full of cows with 3d glasses on
Get the Giggles!
Kids Jokes ages 3-5 - Super Fun! - Level 1 Reader - cover has a dinosaur sleeping in a bed
Best Kids Jokes Ages 3-5 Level 1 Reader
35 of the best jokes for kids - little girl laughing
Stop! I can’t stop laughing!

Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren

What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan

What school does a banana attend? Sundae School! {giggle}

Jokes about Food

Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin

Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie

Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale

What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee

Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

Funny Food Joke Book

Lettuce Laugh book - 600 corny jokes about food.  Cover has several lettuce leaves with googly eyes
Lettuce Laugh Jokes for Kids!
Funny bodily function jokes for kids - Kids Activities Blog best jokes for kids - toilet in bathroom white
What did one potty say to the other? You look a little flushed! {giggle}

Jokes about Bodily Functions

Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam

What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts!   – Jessica

How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy

Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen

What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden

How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

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55 Comments

  1. One of our favorite jokes is:
    Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide!
    πŸ™‚

  2. Saw this on Pinterest and had to take a peek, too cute!
    Our favorite joke is “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”

  3. What does Batman’s mom say when it’s time to eat? Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinnner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman! (Should be sung to the tune of the old tv program.)

  4. What do you get when a canary flies through a fan? Shredded Tweet!

  5. What did the dog say when he got stuck on the roof?
    “Roof Roof” πŸ™‚

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    U neak up on it!!..:)
    How do you catch a tame rabbit? “Tame way”..:)

    What did the mummy tomato say to the baby tomato? Hurry up and “Ketchup!”..:)

  6. What happens when an egg laughs? It cracks up!

  7. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    Because he wasn’t peeling well.

    Why did the elephant quit his job?
    He was tired of working for peanuts

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he was going off to school?
    Bison. (bye son)

    My 5 and 3 year old love to tell these jokes.
    Thanks for sharing. We have been looking for more kid friendly jokes!

  8. What’s the different between a teacher and a train?
    Teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the train says “CHEW CHEW!”

    What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
    A walkie-talkie!

  9. Where did the king keep his armies?
    In his sleavies

  10. This one you have to be careful with so no one gets smacked too hard. My husband was completely shocked when I did it to him πŸ™‚

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Interupting Starfish
    Iterup…….. ( Before they get out iterupting starfish who you put your hand on their face like your spread out hand is the starfish )

    πŸ™‚

    Hopefully no one gets high fived in the face from this one. Softly, softly

  11. Have you heard the one about the bed? (Person responds “no”)
    That’s because it hasn’t been made up yet.

  12. My daughters favorite when she was little….
    What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A Gummy Bear!
    She was so in love with this one she told it to all the characters at Disney world πŸ™‚

  13. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
    So they can fight knights!

  14. What vegetable loves to sing – Elvis Parsley ????

    What do you call an annoying vampire – a pain in the neck????

    Sorry so bored did not now what to do just came here from Pinterest ????

  15. Omg I have no life lol????

  16. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A: A gummy bear!

  17. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
    Beef jerky!

  18. What did the okra say to the tomato? Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  19. Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
    A: Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  20. Q:What did the okra say to the tomato?
    A: Where is kale?
    Get it opera and gail.

  21. Oprah

  22. Julie Smith says:

    Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be ‘bagels’.

  23. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer (no idea)

    What do you call a fish with no eye? FSH (no “i”)
    I love these silly jokes more than the kids do I think.

  24. Cow 1: Are you afraid of ad cows’ disease?
    Cow 2: Nope.
    Cow 1: How come?
    Cow 2: ‘Cause I’m a Horse!

  25. -what did one burp say to the other burp?
    -let’s be stinkers and go out the other end!

  26. batman was orphaned πŸ™

  27. My son’s favorite joke is : Is chicken soup good for you? Not if you’re the chicken!

  28. My kids favorite is

    “Hey, how did you get under there?”

    Unsuspecting person who is asked this question says: under where?

    Children then laugh and say “I made you say underwear” they think it hilarious

  29. My siblings favorite joke is “What are you eating under there?”
    The person you are asking the question to asks “Under where?
    “Ew Underwear! GROSS!

    They love this joke, it makes them crack up every time.

  30. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    .
    .
    .
    It was feeling crummy.

  31. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

    A gummy bear.

    What did the snail say when hitching a ride on the back of a turtle?

    Yippy!

  32. azzolina1022 says:

    my daughter’s favorite joke:
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana Who?
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    But my daughter drags it on MUCH longer!

  33. Why did batman man cross the road?
    So he can save the 1000 person

  34. onlydaughter says:

    What goes up when the rain comes down? an umbrella

  35. P1 – Will you remember me in a second?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A minute?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – An hour?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A day?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A month?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A year?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A decade?
    P2 – Yes
    P1 – A century?
    P2 – Yes
    P1- Knock knock!
    P2- Who’s there?
    P1 – You said you would remember me!!

  36. My twin girls used to tell this joke constantly when they were around two and it always made us laugh (not too sure why lol)
    “Why did the cow jump over the fence?
    A: Cause it did” haha

  37. Mandy Scully says:

    Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?

    He was stuffed!

  38. Why wouldn’t the rooster cross the road?

    Because he was a chicken.

  39. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bam-Boo!

  40. – Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    – Mary.
    – Mary who?
    – Merry Christmas
    πŸ™‚

  41. -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Hippo
    -Hippo who?
    -Hippo Birthday

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Owl
    -Owl who?
    -Owl always love you

    -Knock, knock.
    -Who’s there?
    -Olive
    – Olive who?
    -Olive you

  42. Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while ice skating?
    A: ice might crack up.

  43. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ya!
    Ya who?
    Yahooooo!!

  44. A zebra and a giraffe walk into a (bar, store or restaurant). The giraffe lies down on the floor and the zebra walks up to the (bartender, storekeeper or waitperson) and asks for something to drink. The person stops what they are doing and says “Hey! whats that lying on the floor?”. the zebra says, “Silly thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!”

  45. Mikvkkfkd says:

    What do you call an elephant stuck in a phone booth? An elephant stuck in a phone booth you tard.

  46. FreeRangeHuman says:

    My girls love these.

    Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
    Because it was his duty.

    Why do ducks have flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming forest fires.
    Why do elephants have flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming ducks.

  47. My boys love this one;

    Q) Where do fish keep their money?…
    A) In the river bank!

    Never gets old in our house πŸ™‚

  48. My daughter loves this one:

    Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
    Orange who?
    Knock knock… Who’s there? Orange
    Orange who?
    Knock knock… Who’s there? Banana
    Banana who?
    Orange (aren’t) ya glad I didn’t say Orange?

  49. Q: what do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
    A: Nacho (not your) cheese

  50. Why did the cat cross the road.
    to catch a snake HAHA &&&&&%%%%$$#112479&*;*44*6

  51. The jokes are priceless – Did you know that children laugh 10x times a day more than adults.
    They are truly one of the most special joys of life!

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