Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically. We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn’t believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below and I will keep adding suggested jokes and and adding them…
Funny Jokes for Kids
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Animal Jokes for Kids
1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don’t they!?! – Pamela
2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce
3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie
4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda
5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey
6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina
7 – Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie
8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda
9 – Knock knock. Who’s there?
(This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!) – Keri
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10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber
11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim
12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice
13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda
14 – Knock knock . . . who’s there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna
15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken
16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda
17 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. -Lisa
18 – Q: What is a koala’s favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra
19 – What do you call a chicken who counts it’s eggs? A mathema-CHICKEN – Tammy
20 – Q: What kind of photos will you find on a turtle’s phone? A:SHELLfies! -Charlotte
21 – What’s a cat’s favorite color? PURRRRRR-ple! -Lauren
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22 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty
23 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen
24 – What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The OUTSIDE! -Natalie
25 – What did the cheetah say after dinner? That hit the spot, spot, spot, spot. – Teri
Hilarious Jokes for Preschoolers
26 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 “8” 9! – Kelly
27 – Q: What did “0” say to “8”? A: Nice belt! – Shanon
28 – Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don’t cry it’s only me! – Claire
29 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara
30 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda
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31 – What’s brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan
32 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina
33 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey
34 – What’s white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy
35 – Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep? A: you “rocket”! – Kristi
36 – Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Dude, do you smell carrots? -Toben
37 – What did the Mama Buffalo say to her Baby Buffalo when she dropped him off at school? BI-SON! -Beverly
38 – Q: What do you call wooden cubes enjoying a happy gathering? A: A block party! -Sara
39 – What do farmers give each other on Valentines Day?? Lots of HOGS & kisses! -Kelli
40 – What is the scariest tree? BamBOO! -Summer
41 – How did Elsa lose her balloon? She “Let it go!” – Katie
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42 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren
43 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan
Silly Kid Jokes about Food
44 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, “sure is hot in here!” Other one says, “Holy smokes! A talking muffin!” – Nate
45 – What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin
46 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie
47 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby’s (Arby’s) – Danyale
48 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee
49 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen
50 – What has eyes, but can’t see? A potato! -Randi
51 – Q: What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? A: Cool Ranch! -Ellyn
52 – Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon-AID! – Jac
53 – Knock Knock! Who’s there. LETTUCE… Lettuce Who? –>Lettuce in it’s cold outside! -Crystal
54 – Q: Do you know what “muffins” spelled backwards is? A:It’s what you do when you take them out of the oven…SNIFFUM!!! -Julie
55 – What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger? KETCHUP! -Alice
56 – Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A:Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth) – Teri
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Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functions
56 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam
57 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela
58 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessica
59 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy
60 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica
61 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen
62 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Texas Garden
63 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah
64 – Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-‘ere! – Tammy
Best Dad Jokes for Kids
65 – Where does Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase! -Lisa
66 – How do you plan a party in space? You planet! -Ellen
67 – What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? THUNDERWEAR! -Lesley
68 – Why is a magician so good at hockey? Because he can do a hat trick! -Rikki
69 – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: TOAD! – Rockee
70 – Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He was going to HIGH school. (ba-dum-tss) – Kristin
71 – Q: What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! -Molly
72 – What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake! -Randi
73 – Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Do you want to go to the moooooovies? -Apolonia
74 – What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! -Maureen
75 – Q: Have you seen the dog bowl? A: I didn’t know our dog could bowl… -Chris
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