Silly Animal Jokes – with a printable!
Laughter is the best medicine.
Thank you Facebook fans! You made my kids day. Last week we asked for some new jokes – read our “old” joke page – my kids love to sit and read jokes! We wanted new jokes and asked you to submit your kids favorites.
Silly Animal Jokes – with a printable!
You went above an beyond. My kids were laughing hysterically for hours – you gave us over 230 jokes!!! Wowsers!
Here are the “animal themed” jokes.
I hope to print these and put one into their lunches each day!
If you have a joke to share, go to our facebook wall and tell us it! My kids will love it! And stay tuned, we will be sharing more jokes from the collection you sent our way over the next few weeks.
Animal Jokes for Kids
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato! “ Heather
What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!! haha “ Erica
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey “ Maria
What do you call a really old ant? An-antique! “ Stephanie
What does a cow sound like that doesn’t have any lips? Oooo “ Shasterin
What’s invisible and smells of bananas? Monkey burps “ Kelly
What do you call a dinosaur that won’t have a bath? A stinkosaurus. “ Carleen
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk “ Tara
What do you call a dinosaur in your bed? A dino-snore-us!! “ Rebecca
When are cars and frogs similar? When they are being toad “ Abby
What do you call a line of rabbits that takes a step back? A receding hare line. “ Samantha
What does a daddy buffalo say when his son goes to school? Bison “ Cheri
Why do fish like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! “ Betty
What does the teddy bear say to the other teddy bear? I am stuffed. “ Lauren
Why did the Chicken cross the road? Answer: Google It “ Robin
Why did the chicken cross the road? Hotdog. Pencil. “ Jen’s Son.
Why dont you see elephants playing hide and seek? Because they’re REALLY good at it! “ Pam
Where do cows like to go shopping? Moo York “ Tanya
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. “ Megan
What do pigs put on their sores? Oinkment. “ Sarah
What do you call a bear with no ears? B “ Pennie
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station! “ Roxanne
What for u call a cow with no legs?? ……. ground beef! Hahahahaaa. “ Amber
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer. “ Kayla
What happens when a dinosaur doesn’t take a shower? It becomes extinct (ex-stinked) “ Angie
When’s a black bird never a Blackbird? When it’s a crow! “ Beth
How do bees get to school? On the school buZzz (bus) “ Sarah
Jokes to Print
What do you call a dinosaur policeman? Tricera-cops “ Anna
What do you call a cow laying on the barn floor? Ground Beef!! “ Amy
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side “ Amanda
Why cant freddie ride a bike? Because freddie is a FISH!!! “ Tara
What kind of music do bunnies like? Hip-Hop! “ Evan
Why does a panda have two black eyes? Because it didn’t look where it was going. “ Jen
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If he lifted the other one, he would fall down. Haha “ Jamie
Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide. “ Marsha
“Why did the chicken cross the road?” “I don’t know, why?” “I don’t know either, why did the gum cross the road?” “I don’t know, why?” “Because it was stuck to chickens butt!” “ Chantel
Why don’t they play cards in the jungle? There’s too many cheetahs! “ Roxane
What do u call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff “ Emma
Why did the cowboy buy a weenie dog?! Cause he wanted to get-a-long little doggie!! “ Leslie
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs…? A wonky. What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye….? A winky wonky.
What do you call a piano playing donkey with three legs and one eye….? A honky tonky winky wonky!! “ Kirsty
How do u catch a squirrel?? Climb up a tree & act like a nut. “ Rhonda
What do you get when you cross a chicken with an octopus? Hot Wings for everyone! “ Julie
Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? A: Because the cow has the udder! “ Lindsay
Why wouldn’t the lobster share? Because he was shellfish! “ Lindsay
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles! “ Sarah
What did the pony say when it fell? — I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up… “ Angie
What do you do when your stuck inside an elephant? Run around til You’re all Pooped out. “ Kyadda
If cars have hub caps what do camels have? Hump caps “ Heidi
What’s your favorite bird? *punches arm* OW! “ Alexia
What do u call a spider on the wall who’s missing all of it’s arms? Art
What do you call an armless spider on the floor? Matt
What do you call an armless spider floating in the water? Bob – Kristine
More and more jokes for kids
How did the turtle call his Mom? On his shell phone! “ Maria
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie talkie! “ Jodi
What did the hot dog say when he won the race? I’m a weiner “ Elizabeth
Did you hear they found bones on the moon? The cow didn’t make it! “ Neets
Why did the other cow cross the road? He wanted to go to the moooovies! “ Tina
How do you scare a bee? Boo bee! “ Becky
What is purple and barks? A grape dane “ June
What do you call an cow with its 2 right legs shorted than it’s left? Lean beef “ Becky
What noise does a bee make? Buzz-buzz!
What noise does a bee flying backwards make? Zzub-zzub! – Ashley
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Magpie. “ Bianca
Where do lions live?? On main street “ Megan
Why did the mouse leave home? Because his daddy was a rat. “ Chantal
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot! “ Jessica
What is brown and nutty? Squirrel poo! “ Emma
Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the opossum it could be done! “ Michelle
What’s grey, howls at the moon, and is filled with cement? A wolf. I just put the cement in to make it hard. “ Pat
Why did the great white shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny! “ Tracey
What’s black and white and ‘red’ all over? A skunk with a sun burn “ Paula
“What do you call a cat that just came out of the dryer?” Fluffy. “ Jasmine
Why did the punk cross the road? Cos it’s ear was stapled to a chicken. “ Mel
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? Because Dinosaurs were extinct millions of years before roads. “ Liz
What did the cobbler say to the cat? Shoe. (Shoo) “ Jacob
Why was the teddy bear full and not hungry? He was already stuffed!!! “ Desiree
Why do giraffes have long necks? Because they have stinky feet “ Stacie
What did the bee say to the flower? Hi honey! – Jamie
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called baygulls (bagels) “ Tawny
Q: What do you call an alligator who wears a vest? A: An investigator! “ Melisa
What’s wobbly and flies? A jellycopter. “ Mandy
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words! “ Stephanie
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a chicken “ Kelli
Why did the mom throw butter out the window? She wanted to see a butterfly! “ Romy
What do you call spiders that just got married? Newly webs. “ Rosemarie
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