If you give a Texas Mom a sunny spring day
she will ask you to find her a field of bluebonnets.

Bluebonnet Field

If you take her to a field of bluebonnets
she will definitely need her camera.

boy in Texas bluebonnets

After she locates her camera
she may even want to make sure her children are in coordinating outfits.

Two boys in bluebonnets

Once her children are in coordinating outfits
she may ask you to help her pose them in the bluebonnets.

Boy smells Indian paintbrush flower in bluebonnet field

After her children are posed in the bluebonnets
she might notice that SECURITY has arrived.

2 boys around Indian paintbrush in bluebonnet field

Once SECURITY has arrived
she will probably mention how UN-Texan it is to chase mothers from fields of bluebonnets.

Bluebonnet security truck

You might want to intervene before she gets carried away
and ask you for a lawyer.

Texas bluebonnet moms expelled from field

So you will carry her away
to find another field of bluebonnets...

New bluebonnet field

because it is a sunny spring day.



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35 Comments

  1. I wonder what Top Secret projects could possibly be going down in the Blue Bonnet Field.

    Sometimes cops have authority issues. Great pictures! And good for you to find another field.

  2. Felony flower photography.

    Good thing your son is destined to be a lawyer. You’re going to need him.

  3. Hahha! That is awesome. I love that you got photos of Security as well as photos of your kids. What a bonus, a story that started out all sugary sweet with a surprise ending! Thanks Security People!

  4. Don’t mess with Texas!

    There’s always another bluebonnet field, right across the highway…

  5. Oh LOL–I hope no one picked any!!! Well you aren’t writing this from jail, right–lol 😉

    I know a couple good patches you can take pics.

    What Texas mom doesn’t love blue bonnet pics 😉

  6. Gosh – you sound so much more reasonable than that pig with her pancake! What is with those dang security people? Here in Oregon I would have been hauling stuff off the beach on my sunny spring day (just like that cat and his cupcake), and no one would have batted an eyelash.