If you give a Texas Mom a sunny spring day
she will ask you to find her a field of bluebonnets.
If you take her to a field of bluebonnets
she will definitely need her camera.
After she locates her camera
she may even want to make sure her children are in coordinating outfits.
Once her children are in coordinating outfits
she may ask you to help her pose them in the bluebonnets.
After her children are posed in the bluebonnets
she might notice that SECURITY has arrived.
Once SECURITY has arrived
she will probably mention how UN-Texan it is to chase mothers from fields of bluebonnets.
You might want to intervene before she gets carried away
and ask you for a lawyer.
So you will carry her away
to find another field of bluebonnets...
…because it is a sunny spring day.