I can’t promise it is better than ever…

Let’s all raise the roof for Monday.
Seriously, your arms are headed up, aren’t they. Who can resist a good raise the roof?
Today I am featuring chunky jello in honor of one of my favorite bloggers of all time, Tootsie Farklepants. That is how much I love her.
What does it say about me that I like chunky jello?No pigs in a blanket? All chunky jello today? Tootsie, please note the sacrifices we are all making on your behalf.
Pigs in a blanket, however, ew.
I can hardly type over the screams of Rhett, “Ryan just called me a baby decipticon!”
I will be glad for Googlesake when Halloween is over. I am getting most search hits off of variations of “June Cleaver Costume”. Based on my results you might expect most of your trick-or-treaters dressed as Beaver’s mom.
And then there was the “i hate potlucks” search. Wow. So hostile BEFORE arriving here…
What is up with Holly’s coccyx?

Quite honestly it is just a pain in the butt.
Dear Starbucks located inside my local Target,
Every Sunday morning I visit you for the same thing. Venti Soy Chai Tea. I also order a child size soy milk for Rhett. Yesterday when I ordered you said, “We are out of soy”. Out of soy? You are standing approximately 100 feet from the SOURCE OF SOY. Please, take my $4.60 and run through the Target 10 items or less lane…
Disgruntlingly,
Holly
And now let’s find out who is Peep of the Week:

In response to last week’s absence of a potluck which ended with the words: Please resume your Monday as if potluck had actually happened…
As if potluck had happened……ok.to which this was added:
Wow thanks for naming me Peep of The Week – you shouldn’t have! And I totally guessed what was in Holly’s fruit bowl. I mean, how ripe can papaya get, right? And I can’t believe how your coccyx is doing! Mine is the exact same way.
And as usual, thanks for the potluck!—Nanny Goats in Panties
And congrats to Nanny Goat. The write-in campaign was brilliant!
—Manic Mommy
So for brilliant self promotion (which I COMPLETELY endorse) NGIP is going to share Peep of the Week with her campaign manager, Manic Mommy!
What is in Holly’s fruit bowl?
One dead banana, three near death bananas and two lively limes.
Programming Note: This next Wednesday I am going to change “It’s not me, it’s you” up a little and ask you to link to suggestions of what I should make for dinner. This can be a new post or an old post. This can be a favorite recipe or anything food related (including sending me a personal chef). Please keep in mind that cooking is not my strength and blog-Stedman will only eat beef. Ya, I just upped the ante a little…
May your Monday be filled with lively limes and if anyone can come up with a way for me to use those near death bananas on Wednesday that would be a bonus…
STOP THE PRESSES: About 8 hours after I wrote this potluck yesterday, Jenn emailed me this picture:
With the caption, “Banana Bread for your potluck tomorrow”.
Which is proof positive that Jenn is psychic…
Thanks Jenn!




















ohhhhh i want funnel cake too! i can’t pass up a funnel cake stand without drooling.
*slurp*
But how many hits did you get for “sexy” June Cleaver Costumes?
Me, I’m going as a Sexy Seagull, with feathers in all the right places.
Happy Potluck!! May I offically put in a request for a vegan item next time? And no, chuncky jello doesn’t count – cow hooves, and all.
Em
P.S. tell Rhett baby decepticons are much cuter than chickens. Oh, who am I kidding, is that even possible?
I hate star bucks!
that Starbucks & Target story had me laughing SO hard!
Can we have funnel cake for the potluck, too? I’m really in a funnel cake obsessed sort of mood lately, and I don’t think I can make it too much longer without some.
I have to be psychic. I have teenagers!
I mean, no, you didn’t lose the embedded comment form.
And could someone please explain how one participates in the potluck? I feel I discovered this blog about 6 months too late. Why do we keep getting updates on your coccyx? Did something happen to it? My friend broke hers during childbirth once. Ow.
No you didn’t – it’s right here!
I think you have to be one of the most creative blogs I’ve ever seen! Can’t believe that about Starbucks!!
Yum, I love soy chai lattes!
So did Starbucks follow your suggestion or just stare blindly at you?
Banana bread sounds so yummy right now–curse my boys for eating all the bananas so fast!