There’s Now A Mitten Shaped Baby Wipe And It’s Got A Really Silly Name

Sometimes, as a parent we get into, well, crappy situations. Well, worry no more because now you have the Shitten. 

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You thought I was kidding, didn’t you?

Do shittens work?

What, pray tell is a Shitten? Well– it’s basically a mitten shaped baby wipe that’s super strong and helps you really get in there.

Here’s what you need to know about Shittens:

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  • No One Wants Poop On Their Hands… Clean Up Any Mess With Shittens™
  • Shittens are the revolutionary new way to wipe up and clean up feces while protecting your hands, created by Richie Wilson and first announced on the Howard Stern Show
  • Shittens are disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes. While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.
  • Safe for babies, pets and adults.
  • Each Package Includes 20 Disposable Mitten-Shaped Moist Wipes

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What does this mean for you? It means that you can use them for all sorts of incidents, not just kiddos. Pets, too!

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You can find them here.

 

 

 

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