I saw the EASY FEET commercial:
Here are the highlights from the As Seen on TV version:
How do you clean your feet?
You bend, stretch and you can’t reach!
Keeping your tired feet young looking is such a chore, but not anymore.
That makes me worn out just thinking about it.
Hi, this is Jessica and this is EASY FEET, a revolution in convenience.
It has over 1,000 rejuvenating bristles that massage and clean the top, bottom AND a built in pumice stone for rough cracked heels…
EASY FEET will literally change the way you bathe forever.
Jessica is about to CHANGE THE WAY I BATHE FOREVER!
I can’t stop watching!
Next comes my favorite part when Jody M says in an accent that isn’t identifiable to any one country, but sounds incredibly sophisticated endorses the product because she is much more “confident” when wearing her “strapless shoes”, but yet Jody seems to be wearing shoes with a whole bunch of straps, but I don’t even care because of the fancy accent.
But stop, there is a better part! An “athlete” demonstrates how stinky his sneakers smell while taking a shower. “Athletes” often can be found soaking wet in the shower sniffing their tennis shoes.
The commercial isn’t done because Vonda F needs to report that her feet look “10 times better” and she loves it. Well, with some fancy video editing she actually in “love, love”.
The final scene before the price reveal is Jessica coming back and imploring us to “stop ignoring your feet!”
My feet are really important to me. I don’t want them to feel neglected. I went to the my computer ordered this product ASAP .
While placing my order online, I was extremely careful to end up with ONLY ONE of the cheapest versions of the product. I have ordered enough As Seen on TV
crap products to be very wary of the additional charges.
I said no to the extra product.
I said no to the two extra products to give as gifts.
I said no to the upgraded version that had twice as many bristles for comprehensive foot cleaning.
So imagine my surprise when AFTER I pushed the purchase button I was given a receipt that claimed I had ordered TWO.
I called the customer service number and told them my order number and to take one of the EASY FEET off my order. They claimed that their system doesn’t update quickly and the only way I could take the additional order off my order was to call between 9 am and 12 pm the next day before it was shipped out.
Of course that wasn’t convenient for me so I ended up with two. I will have to give them credit for lightning fast delivery, but am suspicious that it is part of a master plan to unload twice as much product.
I pulled my EASY FEET out of the box and was a little grumpy about the second one, but popped it into my shower to give it a trial. I poured shower gel into the little holes on the top of the arch that creates the car wash portion of the product.
There didn’t seem to be enough soap so I ended up pouring some more shower gel on the base.
I then washed my feet. No one legged dance for me!
OK, I have been mocking this product for months, but it isn’t bad.
EASY FEET actually does clean and give a little massage.
There are two major drawbacks:
- It takes a large quantity of soap.
- This product would not work AT ALL for anyone with ticklish feet. It would be torture.
Shockingly, I will use EASY FEET, but will probably continue to mock it as well…