Hello! Is blog-Stedman there?
No, he is working.
Oh! Then I will call him back another time!
Is this about a donation?
Yes!
I am his wife. I can handle this. I will give you $50.
Blog-Stedman gave $100 last year!
I will give you $50.
I am only taking matches or ups!
I said I would give you $50.
Your husband gave $100 last year!
I said I will give you $50. Are you going to take it?
Oh. I guess so…
And now for a totally random photo I took last week:
Oddly enough, I have the same policy. I’m only accepting donations of $100 or more. Sadly, no takers as yet. I remain optimistic, though.
And just to make sure that my records are up to date, could you again tell me your phone number?
Hoo-kay then $0 it is!
And the sign is priceless. Big red F.
oh my flippin’ gosh… that is just flat out ridiculous.
Just so you know, for next time… I will take $50 any time, and I would gladly take $25 the following year.
Get a dictionay people! (or at least go to dictionary.com!)
So you’re given the other $50 to me, right? ; )
WHAT!? I would have told them they were going to take your $50 and they were going to like it.
I promise that I will always gladly accept any money you would like to give away to me in any denomination without a single complaint.
You are my hero. But if you had gone backwards, like a few people above mentioned, I’d have to quit my job to go worship you.
“I SAID I’d give you $45. What’s the matter with $40? Sheesh! If someone offered to give ME $35, I’d jump at it, because $30 will buy me a LOT of jug wine!”
I’d be happy to take the other $50 off your hands… you know so blog-Stedmans books stay in order.
I lost my favorite purse…think somebody will come console me in my home???
Where did you take that picture? That’s hillarious!