A few summers ago at the Nirvana things were a bit different. Holly had just two boys to wrangle. She had a three year old and a baby.
These were tough times because the three year old had
no interest in baby things and the baby was a
baby.

Holly has a smile on her face because she very smartly sat down with her regular babysitter (babysitter #1) before college dismissed to schedule some summer hours of peace.
Well, not really peace, more like a mommy-and-me swimming class with the three year old for which she had to
pre-pay.
Holly was at the window watching for babysitter #1:

Holly was still at the window watching for babysitter #1 one hour after babysitter #1 was supposed to arrive and 20 minutes after the
pre-paid swimming lessons had started.
Babysitter #1 never showed up that day.
Babysitter #1 never showed up any other day of that entire summer.
Holly was dumped by babysitter #1.
Enter babysitter #2.

Babysitter #2 was very sweet and showed up on day one. ย Babysitter #2 was there a little early so that Holly could run some errands before
pre-paid swimming lessons.
Babysitter #2 called Holly on her cell phone 15 minutes after Holly left to tell her that her son was bleeding.
A lot.
Holly called 911.
Holly turned the car around.
Holly met the ambulance at her home (
Holly may have exceeded the speed limit on the way home…shhhhh).

The EMT’s assured Holly that her son had just bumped his lip and although there was a lot of blood, there was very little injury.
Holly thanked the EMTs.
Babysitter #2 thanked Holly for the work opportunity, but related that it might be a little “too stressful for her”.
Babysitter #2 dumped Holly.
Enter babysitter #3.

Quite honestly Holly can’t even remember what happened with babysitter #3. ย But shortly after she started, she quit.
Babysitter #3 dumped Holly.
Holly dumped the
pre-paid swimming lessons.
Holly was pretty much in the
dumps.
And then the phone rang…

It was Holly’s dentist!

Holly responded as any rational person would…
well, maybe not any person…
well, maybe just like Holly would…
Yes, Holly started crying.
And then Holly started unloading on the poor person from the dentist’s office.

Yes, Holly actually said, “
And if I could find a sitter I certainly wouldn’t waste it on a trip to the dentist“.
Oh no she didn’t!
Oh yes she did.
After Holly said it, she
regretted it…
Until 30 minutes later…
the phone rang.

It was Holly’s dentist!
Yes, Holly’s dentist found her a babysitter.
Enter babysitter #4.

Babysitter #4 arrived right on time for the first time so that
Holly could go to the dentist.
The end.
Except,
for the record babysitter #4 regularly worked for Holly’s family over the next 3 years and is considered a part of the family…
Katie, thanks for not dumping Holly.
*This episode of Holly’s Animated Life was originally posted on August 27, 2008.*
Where are you getting all these cute babysitters with tank tops and mini skirts?
Clearly I need the number for your dentist.
That is the BEST dentist story I’ve ever heard. And of course, the drawings, no one does better. Ever.
Sometimes you have to try a few babysitters, cry and then it works…
That’s great… I liked the phone not a brown banana…
I was just telling someone the other night about how much I love your animated posts. This is HILARIOUS! So glad that you found a reliable sitter. And what a GREAT dentist office!
You DO have the best dentist ever! I mean,mine just sighs deeply while my boys try to rip the suction hose from his hands and try and suction eachother’s eyeballs out!
That’s so funny! I, too, have cried on the phone to random strangers in moments of stress. I never got a babysitter out of the deal …
Thank you Holly, for sharing your awesome babysitter with your brother and his wife!
I use my brown bananas as a microphone when I sing “I’m a Maniac”….never thought of using it as a phone!
Seriously…cute post…love your animated life!
have you seen what cabbage is up to on my blog? you might just want to have a laugh texasholly.
If katie decides to further her studies at the University of Colorado, can you email me her number. Thanks.