This was the scene last time the Nirvana covered the Optimus Prime story (November 2008):
Optimus Prime, recognized leader of the Autobots was found hung from the Nirvana boys’ bunkbed at 6:02 p.m., Sunday, November 9, 2008.
There was no indication of
foul play.
The homeowner, Texasholly reports that the scene has remained untouched awaiting the Major Case Squad’s further evaluation.
Texasholly went on to say that neither she, nor anyone else living in the house has any affiliation with the Decepticons.
Where is he now?
It appears that Optimus Prime may have had help in faking his death in an attempt to relieve himself of the pressures of Autobot leadership.
Despite the grizzly details from his November 2008 “accident”, he made a full recovery and has been living under the Autobot/Decepticon radar.
He now resides happily in the suburbs of Texas with a colony of faux-snakes.
Optimus Prime, recognized leader of the Autobots was found hung from the Nirvana boys’ bunkbed at 6:02 p.m., Sunday, November 9, 2008.
There was no indication of foul play.
The homeowner, Texasholly reports that the scene has remained untouched awaiting the Major Case Squad’s further evaluation.
Texasholly went on to say that neither she, nor anyone else living in the house has any affiliation with the Decepticons.
Where is he now?
It appears that Optimus Prime may have had help in faking his death in an attempt to relieve himself of the pressures of Autobot leadership.
Despite the grizzly details from his November 2008 “accident”, he made a full recovery and has been living under the Autobot/Decepticon radar.
He now resides happily in the suburbs of Texas with a colony of faux-snakes.
I couldn’t believe this when I caught it on CNN this morning! What is this world coming to?????
“I just couldn’t take all the change anymore”, he wrote.
this is a sad, sad state of affairs.
Oh poor Prime. My daughter will be so sad that her hero has bit the dust.
Boys are just livin’ in their own little weird cosmic worlds – aren’t they – HA! Too funny!
Take care – Kellan
Every time I hear "Optimus Prime" I think of Dane Cook… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G366RqJftlE&feature=related
Ha Ha HA 🙂
Lisa’s comment made it even better.
So, will we see pics of this major case squad? Step by Step updates?
L-O-V-E this post. Too funny!
Whoa. Be sure to dust for prints.
my favorite blog post of the day. not because i AM associated with the decepticons but because i know my 34 year old husband has an unhealthy obsession with the Autobots and, once I email this to him, He will gasp loud enough that the world will pause to say “what was that horrible sound???”