Happy Monday.

Happy Monday.

I mean
HAPPY MONDAY!

Here are some of my favorite searches from the week:
1. “addiction to motherhood”
2. “berber rugs + dog toenails”
3. “brought the suitcase to my home”
4. “catchy slogans for potlucks”
*screech*
*stop*
I really feel like I should address that last one. As the hostess of a weekly potluck, I really should step up to the plate *giggle* and be the SOURCE for catchy potluck slogans. So here are a few. If you would like to add one in the comments, I will add them to the list with full authorship linky credit…
June Cleaver Nirvana’s comprehensive list of catchy potluck slogans:
1. Got POTLUCK?
2. Snap, Crackle, POTLUCK!
3. Nothin’ Says Lovin’ like something random from a POTLUCK.
4. With a name like POTLUCK, it has to be good
5. Between love and madness lies POTLUCK.
6. Obey your POTLUCK.
7. Sometimes you feel like a POTLUCK, sometimes you don’t.
8. I want my POTLUCK!
9. A POTLUCK is a terrible thing to waste.
10. I’m POTLUCKING it.
Don’t forget to pick up your button:
What is up with Holly’s Coccyx?

UGH…relapse.
Let’s find out who is
Peep of the Week!

Since the Nivana was lazy last week and didn’t choose a peep I am doubling the peep pleasure by announcing two.
In response to
I wish he represented MY district:
OMG he will be president! I love that parenting now requires fine print:) –Brittany
In response to
If you give a Texas Mom a sunny day:
Felony flower photography. Good thing your son is destined to be a lawyer. You’re going to need him. –ThreeUnderTwo
Congrats to
Brittany and
ThreeUnderTwo. You will share the sidebar and the title of Reining Peeps of the Week.
What is in Holly’s fruit bowl?

I have come to a fruit bowl dilemma. I have been reporting for a year what is in my fruit bowl for a reason. The reason is because my fruit bowl sits in darkness. You can read about WHY my fruit bowl sits in darkness in
The Legend of Bitter Holly.
Well, this week I got the
problem resolved.
No more darkness.
Bitter Holly has mellowed.
YEAH!
Let there be light upon my fruit bowl.
So, I thought that maybe I should discontinue the potluck segment now that you can actually SEE what is in the fruit bowl.
But then I noticed something.
The lighting was perfect…
perfect for a picture.
May your over-ripe and slightly peeled bananas have perfect lighting…
Oh! I just added the Blogger FOLLOWER function –
I know I am like 4 months behind – but PLEASE follow if you are a regular reader.
Thanks!
That is *not at all* how I pictured your fruit bowl.
Finger-licking, Potlucking good. [I guess I kinda have to share part of the TM with KFC]
Lotsa Luck with your POTsaLUCK! [That is my very cheesy 50s TV entry]
Love your real-life fruit bowl, by the way.
Potluck With A Chance of Meatballs
Eat, Pray, Love, Potluck!
The Five Potlucks You Meet In Heaven
Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Potluck
i have missed monday potluck. really, when are we having cottage cheese loaf?
It’s my potluck, and I want it now!
Potluck–it’s recession friendly!
potluck power!
Oh, your fruit bowl is just beautiful all lit up like that. I’m in awe.
For a catch phrase how about “Time to make the POTLUCK!” (you know, like time to make the doughnuts…) Just a try! : )
Kind makes you wonder what in the world the google is doing.
I found your site by looking for flower pictures.
I am thinking a banana split in your fruit bowl is unbeatable.