I am not really a collector.
I escaped all the frenzied collection trends of the last 40 years – friendship beads, cabbage patch kids, beanie babies and webkinz are all items for which I have avoided seeking and spending.
A few weeks ago Ryan started talking about the “animal shaped rubber bands“.
He was pretty sure that he would die some sort of grade school social death if he didn’t obtain them immediately.
I was pretty sure that he wouldn’t.
I remembered seeing the rubber bands in different shapes online a few months prior to his plea and thinking how stupid they were because when you put them on your wrist the shape was inconsequential.
Yep, I can really spot those trends.
As the days went on, Ryan became more and more insistent that animal shaped rubber bands were a necessity.
On a day when he was particularly agreeable, I said we would go to the store to see if we could find some Silly Bandz.
Oh how naive I am.
We started at Wal-Mart who then sent us to Hobby Lobby who then sent us to Brilliant Sky who then sent us to Charming Charlie who then sent us to Justice who then sent us to Hallmark.
The wild rubber band goose chase was on.
At first I was trying to help Ryan and then my competitive nature took over and I was pretty sure that if any rubber band existed within a 30 mile radius of my home and it had any shape at all, I was going to find it.
I might not be a collector, but I am a competitor.
I soon learned that my hometown in the suburbs of Dallas might be the capitol of competitive collectin’ moms. The more stores we visited, the more shake of the heads we received. Each location had a similar tale of rubber band lacking woe…
We had them. A lot of them. But they sold out. Good luck finding them. We should have another shipment soon.
I decided to give up and haunt the Facebook page of the local toy store that promised to announce the new shipment arrival.
We went down to Fort Worth the next day to visit my in-laws. We passed a Walgreens and I asked blog-Stedman to stop so I could run in and do one more check for Silly Bandz before I declared complete defeat.
They had them by the BOX.
As I sat down in the aisle and placed all the style of bands in neat little piles so I could assess the treasure. My head filled the flighty dream of buying them all and selling them out of the back of my minivan for profit.
These things are rubber gold just 45 minutes North!
I shook myself back into reality and restrained myself. Kinda. I bought 3 of each style not doing the math that each box contains 12 bands…that is a grand total of 288 bands that will be floating around my house being chewed on by the cat and swallowed by the vacuum.
The boys don’t know how many I have. I handed out a few the first day and on each day of successful summer reading completion they earn one more band. Little do they know that they will be receiving them as special treats well into their college days.
I feel a little silly, but relieved that I am not having to talk them into potato shaped bands…
…because what self-respecting grade school-er wears a tuber on his wrist?
How is it that i haven’t even heard of these?! They’re soooo cute/cool!!
Note to self: ask 9 yr old daughter if she has heard of them…
Here it’s Squishies (not even sure I’m spelling it correctly). They are rubber animals the size of cherry tomatoes. We went to a birthday party over the weekend and the host had a whole bucket full that the kids could choose from. You’d think she was handing out chocolate covered crack the way the kids reacted. My son ended up leaving with about 10 that he says he can trade for at school.
I handed them out to my kids for successful chore completion this weekend. Worked like a charm!
I started taking one away for infractions. (Un)fortunately, the craze only lasted a week or so around here. They’ve already been relegated to night table drawers and the back seat floor.
The rubber band craze has hit Milford, NH, too. My oldest daughter is talking about these, and I also saw then in our local Walgreens! She originally told me they were bracelets – good thinking on using them as rewards! I might just have to pull a Holly and go stock up.
I have never heard of these but good grief- really? Some person is getting rich off of these? I should really start marketing any stupid idea I come up with. I remember the days of grade school and the MUST HAVE trends which would lead to social suicide if not aquired… It reminds me of my social group in Michigan that one time that I didn’t purchase my placemats from Williams Sonoma… oh the horror.
I bumped into a rack of these at a store, scattering them all over the floor and laughed out loud at the absurdity. Of course, I lived through the hot trend of collecting keychains with my kids in grade school and hunted quite a few of those down. Millions of wasted keychains hanging from a child’s backpack who hadn’t a single key. 🙂
Have you seen the Japanese Erasers??????
See, now this is weird. Just yesterday, my daughter returned home from my brother’s house in Vermont where her cousins gave her a fish and a seahorse rubberband…I was fascinated! Now if they can find them in VT they must be everywhere- just shocking we’ve never seen them before.
I had no idea how hard they were to get. We walked into Hallmark and they had a ton, so we bought a couple of packages. That was a Thursday. On Sunday, the day before the last day of school, hubby took Phoebe back to get some to give to friends at school. NADA. We were all astounded. LOL
BTW, one boy in P’s class held up a regular rubber band and said, “I have a potato shaped one!” I thought he was hilarious.
I like turtles.
I sent you an email yesterday I think.
Let me know when you want to get together.
But man I kind of miss when the world would end if I didn’t get (insert ridiculous item here).
I want to resign as an adult.
In my time it was black Madonna bracelets…only before Madonna wore them. I think it was an inner-city thing. ? circa 1978-early 80’s. ?
I’m glad Reese hasn’t seen the novelty in these. He got 1 as a reward at baseball practice from his coach & he was like “What is this? A rubber band?” It currently sits in the car cup holder. He’s none the wiser 🙂
Ok. This made me pee. LUCKILY, I am not to this age bracket yet.
BUT, while visiting a friend in Atlanta, her daughters were CRAZY for them. Like, ordering from infomercials, had stack of 50 of them on each arm, CRAZINESS.
And I had to laugh because when they are actually wearing them…they just look like colored rubber bands.
Sigh. So funny.
Maybe push the Obama administration into accepting them as some kind of new currency?
GOOD LUCK!
We just jumped on this bandwagon, thanks to my daughter’s preschool. Fortunately, 2 days after she started talking about them I walked into 7-11 for my caffeine does and they were in a bowl on the counter. And they were a dollar cheaper than they were at the toy store! I love 7-11. That night we went out to dinner, where our 19 year old waitress was also sporting Silly Bandz. She and my 5 year old had a lively discussion about them.
Walgreens!! I believe that was where I suggested you go. So, what do I win? Wasn’t there a prize for the person who suggested the correct place for you to go?
What? There was no prize?
Oh.
HA!! we found them at the walgreens on 407 .. 🙂
shouldve asked the right person b/c long moppy head boy is super trendy even though mommy is super not trendy
I hate to break it to you, but the HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS I teach are crazy for those goofy things!!!
Mini trolls. Better than mini trolls.
‘Cause those things were damned creepy.
Ha Ha! We’re using those as our base level fundraiser prize next year 😉
The high schoolers around here are GA GA over them 😉
Ah, I think I will be getting the nephews some rubber band guns next time presents are required. Seeing as you have already purchased all the needed ammo.
My kids were all about those last month but now they’re into umbrella hats. Yes. UMBRELLA HATS. Try finding one of those around here. Good luck.
I’m doing a musical revue with a bunch of high schoolers, and I was literally attacked and given silly bandz. Because I am in my 20s and it was sad that I didn’t have any.
Moral: Being dried-out 20-something makes crazy high schoolers part with their most prized possessions. Who knew!?
oh man – I am just waiting for the first silly bandz lawsuit because I swear – those things are going to cut off the circulation in my girls arms! In my house you have to potential to earn two a day – one if you go through the day without a fit, a second if you eat your 5 (fruits and vegetables) a day.
🙂
Holly
we have succombed to silly band madness at our house. and yeah, they are all over the place. and yeah, the boys seem to be over it now. goodie.
OHHHHMIIIIIGGOOOOHHHHHHDDDDDD I need some of those. What walgreens did you get them at? Do they have any more? Can you hook me up? I just need a little fix.
Yes jerseygirl you said it right it’s like chocolate crack. Not only to the kids but to some of us out of control competitive moms. I never thought I was competitive until I realized, I just drove all over the universe and almost ran out of gas for these things. I even held one I loved up in the air and jumped up and down like I just hit the jackpot it a casino. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!
Haha!!!! That is hysterical. I totally know what you mean though- once something becomes a competition my type-A personality overwhelms my normal type-B one!
And if it makes you feel better- I thought the same thing when i first saw them! They are only animals till you put them on!! lol.
From what I’m hearing on the interwebs, these have been outlawed in at least 6 states back East. Something about them being ‘distracting’.
The craze hasn’t hit the Pacific NW yet – a veritable rubberized zoo in a rainbow of colors 😉
Been there, done that. Awful.
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