Want to make your little monsters laugh? These Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids are the answer!
We’ve gathered a list of our favorite kids Halloween jokes and even made fun printable Halloween jokes pages that you can print, cut out and use throughout the month of October.
Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? “Happy Owl-ween!”
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? “Trick-or-feet!”
How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
Download your Free Printable Halloween Jokes for Kids Here.