FUNNY JOKES

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Where do cows like to go shopping?

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

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What do you call a dino that won't take a bath?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is black and white and red all over ?

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

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How did the turtle call her mom?

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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

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What did the horse say after falling over?

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Why do giraffes have such long necks?

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