Where do cows like to go shopping?

Moo York.

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a dino that won't take a bath?

A Stinkasaurus.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Google it.

What is black and white and red all over ?

A skunk with a sun burn.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

He tasted funny.

How did the turtle call her mom?

On the shell phone.

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

What did the horse say after falling over?

I can't giddy-up.

Why do giraffes have such long necks?

They have really stinky feet.

All these jokes are from our FREE 50+ page printable ebook!