Sugar and spice and all things nice ¦ well, almost ¦  there are a few
things no one tells you about being a mom. Â In a world where everyone gives you
mom advice, they tend to leave a few things out, don’t they?
15 Things no one told you about being a mom
1.  All of a sudden, you know more about what is happening on  Sesame  Street than you do about Wall Street.
2- Your account on Netflix goes from ‘Recently Watched’ shows like Desperate Housewives and Modern Family to Curious George and Leapfrog Shapes Farm.
3. Â Your beautifully decorated guest room with a guest bed to suite a king, will become a room filled with toy boxes, stuffed animals and a
wall-bed that is pulled down when company arrives.
4. You will save your
best snacks to eat Â
AFTER your kids go to bed. Â (Sometimes, we just don’t want to share.)
5. You will be woken up for the rest of your life- first- to feed
your baby ¦ Next- to get your toddler a glass of water at 2 am.  Then- when your preschooler wakes up at night to use the potty.  (Maybe when they are teenagers we will get some rest!)
6. You will do more laundry in a day than you did in a week before you had kids.
7. Â You will learn to eat three times as fast and if you are out to eat, you speed it up a bit more!

8. You say things that you will never actually do ¦   “If you don’t stop arguing, I’m going to cancel that trip to Disney tomorrow.  We will just stay home.”
9. Â You will buy your kids more bath tub toys and bath tub crayons than they can fit in that adorable little bath-tub-toy-bin, but you will feel bad spending $5 on that awesome-smelling-shampoo for yourself.
10. It takes you longer to get ready to go out than it actually does to
be out.
11. You will find yourself watching kid shows ¦ even when your kids aren’t around.
12. Â You will
love your child more than you could ever imagine loving anyone!
13. Â You will have a love-hate relationship with your
post-baby body.
14.  Sleep deprivation will cause you to be crabby ¦ and then you will
lay in bed for an hour thinking about how you feel awful that you were crabby (
hence; causing more sleep deprivation)
15. Â You will give your child more hugs than they can stand (after all,
kids  need 17 hugs a day!)
Unforeseen and
special moments happen every day– Â so just dive right in and enjoy the ride, Mama!
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