While in the toy aisles of Wal-Mart last night I came across the perfect gift for all the 8 year old boys on your Christmas list.
These toys are brought to us by the geniuses at WWE.
They are:

Ruthless Aggression is a series of “action” figures that ages 8 and up can play with at home!

If your 8 year old son has grown out of the Barbie phase, yet still prefers blonds:

Don’t worry if blonds aren’t his thing:

Thank God this is series 28. I can’t get enough of this!

I was a little shocked by the age 8 recommendation, but then tried to figure out a more appropriate age…
…but I gave up.
It just seems inappropriate for ANY age.
And now Barbie looks like a nun.
“Thanks, June Cleaver Nirvana! I now know what to get those hard-to-buy-for people on my list!”
Seriously – I think the brother-in-law is getting one. Heh…
I can NOT believe they put those exact likenesses of me on the shelves. I totally deserve a percentage of that profit.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA Oh my god I think I’m going to die laughing. What the hell kind of doll IS that??? HAHAAHA
Well, thank God my son’s only seven…. Whoa.
Years ago, DH and I collected and sold baseball cards, action figures, autographs, etc. We had ventured into non-sports action figures such as Spawn and Star Trek at one point.
When the action figures for the Star Trek Generations movie came out, there were two sisters (Lursa and B’etor) wearing more than those WWE women, but it was a huge deal back then (approx 1994). If I recall correctly, they pulled them from the shelves.
Google “Generations Lursa Action Figure” to see what was considered naughty back in 1994. 🙂
Thank you, Holly, for once again making me feel old.
My boys wouldn’t notice them, as they aren’t pc games or legos.
ewww. those are worse than bratz!!
ps love your blog!
Is it just me or does the first one look like Jennifer Aniston?
At least now girls can stop feeling inferior for not looking like Barbie and start feeling superior for not looking like WWE Ho’s.
To put on my “grateful list”: that my 11 and 13 year olds are into LEGOs, not top-heavy barbies with aggression issues.
Unbelievable! That is amazing! The fact that you had your camera and were taking pictures of these dolls in public is probably more amazing! 🙂 hee hee Did anyone ask any funny questions or just give you dirty looks?!! Gives new meaning to “take a picture.” (I know you’re laughing with me!)