9:00 am: Holly is on the computer in the kitchen.
Her husband looks over her shoulder.
The younger boys are playing at the kitchen table with Legos next to the oldest who is working on schoolwork.
Ahhhh…nirvana.
9:01 am: Holly’s husband leaves the room.
9:02 am: The three boys have requests for mommy.
#1 wants help with his work.
#2 would like another glass of milk.
#3 begs to go to the potty (despite not being potty trained in ANY sense of the word).
9:04 am:
Mommy fulfills all three requests.
Mommy answers school question about math.
Mommy obtains a full glass of milk from the fridge.
Mommy sets baby on toilet.
Good job Mommy!
9:05 am: Uh-oh!
#1 needs help. Math emergency.
#2 spills milk. Milk emergency.
#3 pees on mommy. Plain old emergency.
9:06 am: #2 walks to bathroom to make sure mommy hears his screams about the milk.
Legend:
lime green: milk footprints
orange: milk + pee footprints
9:07 am: Mommy strips boys #2 and #3 and starts a load of urine and milk soaked clothes.
Mommy washes her legs and feet.
Boy #1 continues to scream for help.
9:09 am: Mommy uses 3 washcloths, a spray cleaner and 15 minutes to mop up the pee pool, the milk pool and the tributaries that connect the two.
New clothes are placed on boys #2 and #3.
9:24 am: Mommy sits back at computer.
#1 has figured out his math problem on his own.
#2 and #3 sit with new clothes at table playing with Legos.
Ahhh…nirvana.
9:25 am: Holly’s husband walks into room and inquires whether Holly is going to spend the whole day blogging.
This Holly’s Animated Life episode originally aired on April 9, 2008 and was the second adventure Holly animated. It has been digitally re-mastered and edited to NOT include Holly’s kitchen counter, photo of her finger and real life breakfast food stains.
Once again, hilarious!
ha, i love it! yesterday i took cade’s diaper off about 10 minutes before bath-he has a rash. what did he do? he POOPED on my kitched floor. after i cleaned crap, i picked him up to take him to the bath and he peed on me. i feel your pain.
Baaaaaah! Hilarious.
I would have said, “No, I’m leaving the house. Good luck!” hehe!
So typical!!!
is blog S. Still alive? I love the pictures. And yes, so typical.
Yeah, they never get the behind the scenes details, do they? Have ye a dog? ‘Cause then the dog would then have to go out…and come in…and go out…and come back in trailing its own poop. Because Murphy is in charge.
You skipped the part where, once naked, the boys run around for a while reveling in their nakedness. ๐
yes, well, poor Stedman. He’s cute but a little dumb and deaf.
This is so funny, I can’t stand it…
Then again, I know how true this is and I feel bad laughing at you.
9:26 Holly hits Blog-Stedman upside the head with her favorite skillet.
heheheharhar.
This is MY LIFE. You hear me? MY LIFE.
Good to know I”m not so alone!
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I am totally with you on that. Nothing like a pee and milk bath good for the skin I hear. Love the drawings.