and this:
and this:
and every once in awhile, this:
And now for a story entitled, “My son thinks he was born to Martha Stewart”:
Last year Ryan was in Kindergarten. I was an attentive, but somewhat clueless first time Kindergarten mom. It occurred to me about 30 minutes before his bedtime on Feb. 13 that Ryan probably needed 18 Valentines. Thank God for the crapload of scrapbooking supplies in my closet. We cut, stamped and signed 18 Valentines plus a special edition for the teacher. Whew! I learned my lesson and this year while shopping at the grocery store, I wheeled over to the seasonal area and said, “Let’s pick out your Valentines!” (The exclamation point is needed there because I am just that perky.) To which Ryan replied, “But we ALWAYS make them!” (The exclamation point is needed there because Ryan talks very loudly.) So my dear reader, with the help of B my child took handmade Valentines to school.
And now for a story entitled, “My son’s mother is not Martha Stewart”:
Here are some of the rejected Valentine prototypes:
This is the popular “I love you but you steenk” which goes to show Saxon Phonics would label “stink” as a sight word.
This is the wildly loving “I love you but you poop” which requires no editing or explanation.
And this is the romantic “I love you but you wer a diper”.Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
Those are way more interesting than the Transformers themed cards my son handed out! Thanks for making me laugh!
How cute – I just love me some boys!!! Happy Valentine’s Day – hope it was wonderful – see you soon. Kellan
This was an awesome post, HRH! “The exclamation point is needed there because I am just that perky.” Laughing hysterically.
And the pictures. Priceless. Happy Valentine’s to you!
Which one was for Clayton? LOL
LMAO!!! OMG. Tomorrow I’m SO totally telling my hubby “I love you but you poop”!!! *giggle*
What stinks is my M is in a preschool class of 5 (including herself). I BOUGHT a box of 32 valentines…for 4 kids!!! Oy.
Love it!!!
Happy Valentine’s Day to you & yours.
I am afraid to come over…who knows what reject card may be awaiting me??? Maybe, “I love you but you’re a coo coo girl?” However, I come bearing chocolate and strawberries, so perhaps I’ll get a little lovin’ tonight after all!
“I love you but you poop.”
Funny, that is the EXACT Valentine my boys gave me. Hilarious! I think I hear Hallmark calling his name…
Ada would have loved one with the word poop on it. She probably would prefer “I love you AND you poop”, but then she’s only 2. Poop talk is all the rage here, at least among the shortest member of our family.
those are awesome! I think I’ll write those in the card for my hubby…
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Blessings,
K