If you give a Texas Mom a sunny spring day
she will ask you to find her a field of bluebonnets.

Bluebonnet Field

If you take her to a field of bluebonnets
she will definitely need her camera.

boy in Texas bluebonnets

After she locates her camera
she may even want to make sure her children are in coordinating outfits.

Two boys in bluebonnets

Once her children are in coordinating outfits
she may ask you to help her pose them in the bluebonnets.

Boy smells Indian paintbrush flower in bluebonnet field

After her children are posed in the bluebonnets
she might notice that SECURITY has arrived.

2 boys around Indian paintbrush in bluebonnet field

Once SECURITY has arrived
she will probably mention how UN-Texan it is to chase mothers from fields of bluebonnets.

Bluebonnet security truck

You might want to intervene before she gets carried away
and ask you for a lawyer.

Texas bluebonnet moms expelled from field

So you will carry her away
to find another field of bluebonnets...

New bluebonnet field

because it is a sunny spring day.



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35 Comments

  1. What a time you would have in the Carlsbad Flower Fields. It is excellent for posing small children.

  2. LOL. There are a lot of things that Texas Moms can do to get security involved. Shocking that this is the first one I have read about here on June Cleaver Nirvana.

  3. I never knew this was an issue. I figured the Republic was a little more lax than that. Is this a state law or what’s the deal – tell us more!

  4. I bet Lady Bird would not be happy that moms and little kids are being chased out of all the bluebell fields.