Why is it this complicated?

I was at Wal-Mart this week to pick up paper towels. See how thematic The Nirvana is this week? When I got to the bright and shiny aisle, I just had to grab my camera. Yep, there is over 20 feet of Bounty bulk paper towel packages. Since I only have a handy size chart for Charmin – and there doesn’t seem to be a Charmin to Bounty conversion table – in my purse, I was at a bit of a loss in the Bounty department. Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price! Please stop pushing your brother! You boys need to stay with me here. Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price! No one should be hitting any person or thing! Brothers are nice to each other. Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price! Stop wrestling! No one should be touching a brother. Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price! All boys need to behave or we will be skipping the toy aisle! Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price! *screech* *stop* OK. I am going to stop right here. I want off this crazy train. I have two solutions for this overwhelming Bounty paper towel choice problem: 1. Bounty could make large white paper towels in big packages – if they search their line carefully, they might find they already produce such a product. 2. Wal-Mart could move a portion of the toy aisle – I suggest Transformers, Legos and toy guns – to allow frazzled moms a moment in peace to figure out which is the right product. It would give us a chance to solve the Where’s Waldo paper towel search. Until one of my solutions are adopted, I am boycotting paper and pulling out the old fashioned, cloth…towel.