Monday is so underrated.
There is Super bowl Sunday and Super Tuesday and Monday just gets skipped.
So, in an effort to boost Monday’s reputation I am throwing all the marketing wizardry of Texasholly behind a Super Monday campaign.
Tuesday through Sunday are shaking in their boots.
Happy Super Monday!
Is that it?
The whole marketing campaign?
That was super lame.
Sometimes I feel like people Google stuff when they need to talk to someone. I am so relieved that they end up here…I have an impractical couch that they can virtually sit down and relax.
Here are a few of the conversation starters that had visitors Nirvana bound:
“I got glasses”
“Let me show you how I feel” – this person shows up WEEKLY – out yourself!
“What was June Cleaver wearing?”
“What does nirvana look like?”
“I was vacuuming and singing”
“lingon berry jam causes heartburn”
“Let’s go to the zoo aquium”
“I want to make animated raindrops on a picture”
“Help, I am addicted to punctuation”
“What colors go with an orange couch?”
“Can cheese hurt your butt?”
“All of my three toilets are clogged on alternating days”
Welcome. Please make yourself at home.
Oh, and if you are the visitor that keeps Googling various Hannah Montana body parts…give it up! I don’t post that crap here…
What is up with Holly’s coccyx?
I think the skiing was good! I am feeling better.
Let’s find out who is Peep of the Week!
In response to the new Peep(s) of the Week being featured in the right sidebar:
Oh man, who can I bribe to become peep of the week? Srsly.
I’m off to stumble every one of your posts ever written. . . -ThreeUnderTwo
1. Are you sure he wasn’t some bizarre form of Hollywood hybrid? Half Kelsey Grammer, half Fred Thompson, fueled by caffeine.
2. Maybe you should change your name to Hollywood Holly.
[Please note that I posted my last comment, left for about 25 minutes and then came back with this one. Does persistence count when it comes to Peek of the Week? Because I could do this all day. Except that I don’t really have time to do this all day, but you get the idea.] 3. PeeP of the Week! Not PeeK of the week! That’s just creepy!
Leaving now… – FranticallySimple
And now for a new feature!
*a little hooting*
*one raise the roof motion*
Number of days Holly’s suitcase remains unpacked – 8
*Marcy “don’t mock the prepared girl” just fainted*
What is in Holly’s fruit bowl?
The exact same thing as last week…only it appears slightly darker and softer.
May your day be super…