While in the toy aisles of Wal-Mart last night I came across the perfect gift for all the 8 year old boys on your Christmas list.
These toys are brought to us by the geniuses at WWE.
They are:

Ruthless Aggression is a series of “action” figures that ages 8 and up can play with at home!

If your 8 year old son has grown out of the Barbie phase, yet still prefers blonds:

Don’t worry if blonds aren’t his thing:

Thank God this is series 28. I can’t get enough of this!

I was a little shocked by the age 8 recommendation, but then tried to figure out a more appropriate age…
…but I gave up.
It just seems inappropriate for ANY age.
And now Barbie looks like a nun.
Ewwwww. I cannot believe they think this is appropriate for kids.
i wonder if their tits are real?
OMG. Dylan (not quite 4) was just sitting with me and was all “Mommy, what’s in her tummy?” and I was like, “What? Who’s tummy?” and he was all “HER tummy” and pointed to the blonde’s enormous breasts.
NICE. I never thought I’d have to censor June Cleaver Nirvana. :0)
My son asked for wrestling men for Xmas and i wouldn’t buy any of the ones that had those women in it! I couldn’t believe they looked like that! And whats worse, is they look like that on the shows too. Thank God my son doesn’t watch it…yet!!!
OK..I'm very dude-like in my bisexual-ness. I mean. I'm not a butch type but a lotta the guys I know LOVE hanging with me. I always get the awesome eye candy & I can openly admire a cutie w/o getting arrested..most of the time…Anyway..
Now that I'm done being *male*..holy crap. Even in my wildest dreams I wouldn't put boobs that big on a chick!
I'm so glad none of our kids is interested in that WWE BS…
We watch MMA *mwhahahaha*
Ugh. And besides, they look so ugly.
O.M.Goodness. Thankfully, my girls call Bratz “ugly dolls”…These are arguably….much. worse.
Blessings on the rest of your Christmas shopping. Oh, and thanks for taking your camera (phone?) to the store with you!
there.are.no.words.
It’s a good thing you zoomed in, otherwise we might have missed your point. 😉
I guess you know since it was only a few years since they nursed, they thought the big boobs would be comforting in the face of all that ruthlessness 😉
It was great seeing you today–you really look awesome! Maybe I should try the brunette thing….