Should we send him to third grade or law school?
I am now wondering if any sort of school is necessary…maybe we should just send him straight to Congress.
Why Congress?
He has placed earmarks in the Nirvana budget through creative interpretation of the law.
The law: The boys each get a weekly allowance according to age. On each birthday their allowance increases by $1 per week.
Ryan recently had a birthday so his allowance was increased.
Blog-Stedman and I then overheard him calculating new allowance rates for both Reid(5) and Rhett(3) whose birthdays are in June and December. These calculations were made with plans for increased brotherly spending on his behalf.
Me: Ryan! Reid and Rhett’s allowances won’t go up until their birthday. Only yours goes up this month.
Ryan: *with a twinkle of understanding in his eyes* You said we get an extra dollar on EACH birthday.
At that rate he will be receiving a Congressional salary before getting out of middle school...Ever since Ryan(8) started to talk we have suspected that he has a future in the legal profession. He has shown excellence in the field of debate. He has a passion for justice. He has a gift for finding the loophole.
Should we send him to third grade or law school?
I am now wondering if any sort of school is necessary…maybe we should just send him straight to Congress.
Why Congress?
He has placed earmarks in the Nirvana budget through creative interpretation of the law.
The law: The boys each get a weekly allowance according to age. On each birthday their allowance increases by $1 per week.
Ryan recently had a birthday so his allowance was increased.
Blog-Stedman and I then overheard him calculating new allowance rates for both Reid(5) and Rhett(3) whose birthdays are in June and December. These calculations were made with plans for increased brotherly spending on his behalf.
Me: Ryan! Reid and Rhett’s allowances won’t go up until their birthday. Only yours goes up this month.
Ryan: *with a twinkle of understanding in his eyes* You said we get an extra dollar on EACH birthday.
At that rate he will be receiving a Congressional salary before getting out of middle school...
Should we send him to third grade or law school?
I am now wondering if any sort of school is necessary…maybe we should just send him straight to Congress.
Why Congress?
He has placed earmarks in the Nirvana budget through creative interpretation of the law.
The law: The boys each get a weekly allowance according to age. On each birthday their allowance increases by $1 per week.
Ryan recently had a birthday so his allowance was increased.
Blog-Stedman and I then overheard him calculating new allowance rates for both Reid(5) and Rhett(3) whose birthdays are in June and December. These calculations were made with plans for increased brotherly spending on his behalf.
Me: Ryan! Reid and Rhett’s allowances won’t go up until their birthday. Only yours goes up this month.
Ryan: *with a twinkle of understanding in his eyes* You said we get an extra dollar on EACH birthday.
At that rate he will be receiving a Congressional salary before getting out of middle school...
OH man, he’s good. You’re right, he’d fit right in in DC. ; )
I’d be very concerned if he decides to just print his own money for increases….however he’d fit in DC 😉
now you have to harness that power for good 🙂
OMG he will be president!
I love that parenting now requires fine print:)
Oh my, you have a clever one. I’d definitely start planning my decor for the mother’s quarters in the White House if I were you.
Start planning for your own bridge to nowhere! You’ll be paying for it.
Jeez, keep him out of D.C.! That’s all we need is more tax and spend, pork barrel, pets earmark, pocket picking politician who’s the the family business!!!!! Isn’t it enough that his fathers President??????
well. he has THAT all figured out.
DEFINITELY send him straight to Congress. He’s already smarter than at least half of the people there!
LOL Smart kid… youve got some pretty cool kids over there, girl…
So, I have something special planned for tomorrow…I hope you’ll come see. Knowing your sense of humor, I think you can tell me pretty quick if it’s funny or not…
My wife laughed, so that’s a good sign…maybe…