Nutritional math and a disgruntled pachyderm…

I bought these:Stated nutritional information for one kid serving:
Calories 130
Fat 2g
Carbohydrate 26g
Fiber <1g
Sugar 8g
Protein 2g
Crap. How am I supposed to calculate it based on these results?
While you are pondering that, please let me know how to figure it out for a PB&J (insides only):

This is a 2 y/o driver:
This is why insurance companies don’t insure 2 y/o drivers:
ahhhh, how cute. His first car accident. We are currently in heated negotiations with the elephant to avoid a whiplash lawsuit.


  1. jennifer h says:

    That’s funny. Tomorrow the elephant will be walking around with a neck brace. Make sure you photograph that.

    I’d spring for driving school, if I were you.

    Cute plate.

  2. anglophilefootballfanatic says:

    i don’t blame the insurance companies for failure to insure 2 yo drivers. mine is a notoriously bad driver. esp. with the kid grocery carts. appalling. i worked in law. if the elephant needs a lawyer, i got his back.

    and, i love your villeroy & boch.

  3. LOL! Could you blame the insurance companies for not insuring 😉 ROFL at the Chex! That is something my daughter would do.

  4. I don’t see blue elephant wearing a neck brace yet. I think you’re good for now.

    I was giggling so hard about the Chex. That is awesome.

  5. Jerseygirl89 says:

    Can you just blame the elephant for not wearing a seat belt?

  6. Happy Campers says:

    Awwwww….that’s cute. Not as cute as the dent in our garage door AND the column on the porch from our little car (powerful, aren’t they?). Hope it didn’t cause any damage to the Monster Van.

    And nutritional values? I get excited when Reese wants Cocoa Puffs WITH milk because at least he’s consuming MILK! Sure, have a candy bar for breakfast with your milk. Whatever….at least it’s MILK! 🙂 Looks like one of the Rs ate the darker squares and left the corn (?) squares….

  7. Adorable picture! My son just loved all of his riding toys – he has moved on to go-carts and minibikes – it get’s scarier! Have a good Friday – see you soon.


    PS – I think it is warmer here. It was so hot and muggy today, I had to go to a meeting and when I walked outside I turned around, went back inside to change – YUK! I like it when it warms up, but not muggy! Send me some cooler weather – I’m not ready yet for summer.

  8. Nap Warden says:

    I love those cars! They are accidents waiting to happen, be careful:)

  9. Tootsie Farklepants says:

    Friends don’t let friends drive two years old.

  10. this simply cracks me up.

    love this!

    xo ~ K

  11. I do believe I would make a neckbrace for said elephant. It may make him feel better. 🙂

    At the very least, offer him some checks and a sandwich.

  12. A Mom Two Boys says:

    Maybe you should implement a “helmet wearing” rule while driving. Might help to avoid future injuries. For Rhett and the elephant.

    Was he on a sugar/caffeine high still from his Starbucks fix the day before? :0) Maybe that should be a rule as well.

  13. That is too cute, as for the math… got nothing for you 🙂

  14. LOL!
    How is it that you are not on my blogroll?
    Who is the stupid idiot that has failed to put this woman on my blogroll!!!
    I am going to take care of this situation right away. You are too funny. I must not miss another day of you!

  15. baby~amore' says:

    very cute heehee – our eldest had a motorised two seater car/jeep he loved it.
    Very neat car !
    I will add you to my blogroll … it ‘s coming soon.

  16. Christine says:

    If only all car accidents were like this. 🙂

  17. LOL! Imagine the deductible for a 2 year old driver!

  18. At least yours didn’t have target practice with a rock, which resulted in a broken wind sheild.

    {Maybe you would get better results if you sleep with the elephant}

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