She wears the glasses and nose to appear friendly to children and small animals. She has been sighted leaping silver minivans with a single bound. Her superhero attire was designed by Mossimo for Target and was selected for its easy accessibility from the aisle. It could be grabbed without even a pause in the course of a speeding cart full of groceries demonstrating her speed and multitasking skills. Her deadly “hurry up or else” stare has been utilized for propelling children to find their other shoe, moving slow drivers into the right lane and creating new associates to open new check-out lines at Wal-Mart Supercenter and Kroger. She cannot reveal her thoughts in the scribbled thought bubble due to the current family forum. She has been seen mothering a blue power ranger and hanging out with Watch Me Christine. Her kryptonite is her mom’s peanut butter roast. Oh, and the sparkling kick your butt glove? That is in case you don’t take her picture fast enough.
Credits: Thank you to my crazy friend who obviously was Photoshopping last night and sent me the above picture. She is also responsible for the nominations to the right (Mom, if you click on the “Bloggers Choice” buttons in the right margin you can vote for me). Thanks!I am here to report on a rumored sighting of Power Mom: defender of a quiet moment and fighter of suburban rage.
She wears the glasses and nose to appear friendly to children and small animals. She has been sighted leaping silver minivans with a single bound. Her superhero attire was designed by Mossimo for Target and was selected for its easy accessibility from the aisle. It could be grabbed without even a pause in the course of a speeding cart full of groceries demonstrating her speed and multitasking skills. Her deadly “hurry up or else” stare has been utilized for propelling children to find their other shoe, moving slow drivers into the right lane and creating new associates to open new check-out lines at Wal-Mart Supercenter and Kroger. She cannot reveal her thoughts in the scribbled thought bubble due to the current family forum. She has been seen mothering a blue power ranger and hanging out with Watch Me Christine. Her kryptonite is her mom’s peanut butter roast. Oh, and the sparkling kick your butt glove? That is in case you don’t take her picture fast enough.
Credits: Thank you to my crazy friend who obviously was Photoshopping last night and sent me the above picture. She is also responsible for the nominations to the right (Mom, if you click on the “Bloggers Choice” buttons in the right margin you can vote for me). Thanks!
She wears the glasses and nose to appear friendly to children and small animals. She has been sighted leaping silver minivans with a single bound. Her superhero attire was designed by Mossimo for Target and was selected for its easy accessibility from the aisle. It could be grabbed without even a pause in the course of a speeding cart full of groceries demonstrating her speed and multitasking skills. Her deadly “hurry up or else” stare has been utilized for propelling children to find their other shoe, moving slow drivers into the right lane and creating new associates to open new check-out lines at Wal-Mart Supercenter and Kroger. She cannot reveal her thoughts in the scribbled thought bubble due to the current family forum. She has been seen mothering a blue power ranger and hanging out with Watch Me Christine. Her kryptonite is her mom’s peanut butter roast. Oh, and the sparkling kick your butt glove? That is in case you don’t take her picture fast enough.
Credits: Thank you to my crazy friend who obviously was Photoshopping last night and sent me the above picture. She is also responsible for the nominations to the right (Mom, if you click on the “Bloggers Choice” buttons in the right margin you can vote for me). Thanks!
Wow…so Power Mom exists in BlogLand. I knew Super Mom was hovering in the skies of the blog kingdom but now there is yet another superhero to defend us all. I guess you are BlogLand’s “Dynamic Duo.”