It had been a long day.

So long that I started the dinner and toy clean-up early in hopes of an early bedtime.

Reid with arms stretched out

The older boys were in one bath and I had just finished giving Rhett his bath when I heard screaming coming from the other tub.

I might mention that screaming from the other tub is NOT unusual and I just ignored it because it wasn’t of the blood-curdling variety.

A few moments passed and a very wet Ryan ran down the hall…

Mommy!   Come quick!

Again, the commands were not of the blood-curdling variety so I continued what I was doing.

Mommy!   Mommy!   You have to come see what Reid is doing.

Uh-oh.   That could be just about anything so I popped out my head and said What?

Reid is drinking soap and burping bubbles.

Ya, I don’t really want to see that.

REALLY mom!   There are bubbles coming out of his mouth.

Ya, I don’t really want to see that.   Tell him to stop.   Tell him to get out of the tub.   Tell him YUCK.

I finished with Rhett and got him dressed in footy pajamas and then headed down to visit with blog-Stedman in his home office for the few minutes he had before he began his work shift.

We were sitting and chatting when we heard a commotion on the stairs followed by Rhett running into the office yelling…

I am going to throw up!   I am going to throw up!

I scooped him up (facing outward, I am no dummy) and ran him to the bathroom where he proceeded to vomit.

What happened in the last 3 minutes that made you throw up?

I ate soap.

Hmmmm…wonder where he got that idea.



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12 Comments

  1. I can only hear Ralphie from A Christmas Story: “It was…soap…poisoning!”

    I would like further information from Jenn@ on when exactly I can expect this not-quite-right day.

  2. I’m guessing that in that interval, the words “Now you try it” were uttered…

    I love how calm and cool you are with three boys…

  3. Seriously? Unsupervised head injury followed the next day by unsupervised soap poisoning? Not a jury in the nation is gonna buy it.

  4. Soap will do that to you. Someday you will have a day where nothing untoward (bleeding, vomiting, etc.) happens and you won’t be able to put your finger on why things don’t feel right.

  5. LOL – great minds.

    At least I know what you’re going to threaten Rhett with when he starts cussing like a sailor.

    The other two? Maybe Tobasco?