Dear Brother and Sister-in-law,
It was early on black Friday when Ryan and I entered the Target toy aisle. It was crowded. We were looking around when I saw it.
It was the perfect gift for your daughter, my 4 y/o niece.
I picked it up and it looked at me.
I jumped a little.
A lady near me looked at me questioningly.
I said, “It is disturbing, but it won’t be at my house”.
She smiled a knowing smile.
I put it in the cart.
It continued to look at me and occasionally meow.
Later, in the minivan, it continued to “meow” around every corner.
Every corner for 5 days since I forgot to take it out of the back.
It freaks out adults, but enchants children.
It is the Fur Real Kitty Cat.
Here is a sneak peak at my generosity:
The toy has a very disturbing Pet Sematary vibe…
…which is only worsened by the “I really ‘come to life’” tag line.
I had no idea that Stephen King was now designing toys.