About that Christmas gift…

Dear Brother and Sister-in-law,

It was early on black Friday when Ryan and I entered the Target toy aisle. It was crowded. We were looking around when I saw it.

It was the perfect gift for your daughter, my 4 y/o niece.

I picked it up and it looked at me.

I jumped a little.

A lady near me looked at me questioningly.

I said, “It is disturbing, but it won’t be at my house”.

She smiled a knowing smile.

I put it in the cart.

It continued to look at me and occasionally meow.

Later, in the minivan, it continued to “meow” around every corner.

Every corner for 5 days since I forgot to take it out of the back.

It freaks out adults, but enchants children.

It is the Fur Real Kitty Cat.

Here is a sneak peak at my generosity:

The toy has a very disturbing Pet Sematary vibe…

…which is only worsened by the “I really ‘come to life’” tag line.

I had no idea that Stephen King was now designing toys.

Sweet dreams.

Lovingly,

Holly