Or even the world’s second best cook.
Really, the world screams “uncle” when I cook.
Aware of my
I watch what the boys have for snacks.
I pack healthy lunches.
I do what I can.
The boys like all those little packets of drink mix that you add to water bottles. As a treat once in awhile we choose a flavor…peach tea, pink lemonade, grape, etc. and shake, shake, shake for fun.
I was happy to find pink lemonade with added protein that the boys drink with gusto. A little extra protein mid-morning seems to help dispositions.
I then found a drink with a full serving of vegetables! Be still my malnourished heart. What could be better than that? The boys are always a little light on the vegetables.
So we added it to the water.
We stirred.
And stirred.
And stirred.

It tastes as bad as it looks.
Using a goldfish glass might have been a little pond-water foreshadowing…
Holly – they have a kind called VitaWater that has actual fruit juice in it, at least, and a whole bunch of other good-for-ya’s.
And it honestly tastes GOOD.
I love you. That is all!
I love you. That is all!
I love you. That is all!
I love you. That is all!
It makes you want to go out and buy some fructose-filled Cactus Cooler!
I am ALL ABOUT the V8 Splash juice. Throw out the pond scum and get some.
P.S. You should start some kind of betting scheme where I can put money on which post I think my comment will end up on.
Hubby and I laughed our bootys off at this one. We like to try those drinks too, and that was just gross.
V-8? Is gas mileage so important nowadays that this no longer an option? Have I just given myself away as hopelessly old?
*shiver* Let ’em eat cake!