I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!It’s here.Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
VPL?How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
Whew.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Before:After:
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
your booty looks the same lol well actually smaller in the after picture I think you put them in the wrong order. anyways the booty pop sucks I have used it and find that you cannot wear it with anything you want to. I used a product called booty wow and it gave me better results than yours without the padding and I wore it with anything I want like nice sexy dresses. and my husband likes how the booty wow looks, he gets turned off when I used to wear the stuffed panties lol
I love the booty pop. I am 23 years old so gravity hasnt taken place yet but I just wanted that general appearance of having a butt. I agree with the fact that you cannot wear the booty pop with much other than jeans. But when I do wear jeans, the pop is wayyyy worth it!!!
You are too funny! I loved all your feedback about both products. I always like to pick out the DUMBEST APPLIANCE of the Holiday Season. I don’t think anybody (in their right mind) would ever purchase the years’ highly marketed useless appliance for their own use. I have to hope it is marketed towards those that have no idea what to buy their ____________ (fill in the blank) for Christmas. The pizza baker that cooks while rotating. The Salad Spinner. The brownie pan that has dividers so you don’t have to go to ALL that trouble of slicing them yourself! The Magic Bullet–party guests are NOT included. Now they have a “Cupcake Baker”!? I never knew you had to have a special appliance to bake cupcakes. Where do people store all these appliances? You would probably have to add a room onto the house. I was terrified someone would give me a snuggle for Christmas because I am so cold all the time. Once I started seeing them in camouflage design I had a change of heart. I could sit around all day in my camo snugglie and no one would bother me because they wouldn’t be able to see me! Anyway, have you thought about trying out the bra strap clip that lifts your girls off the floor and practically throws them in your face? I keep telling myself to just walk away but I still wonder. I like it when all the “As seen on TV” goodies show up at Walgreen’s and then you can skip the shipping and handling! Keep it up and keep us laughing!
I am dying over here because one of our most used appliances in the whole house is one of those pizza bakers that spins! I am horrified that I won’t be able to replace it when it dies!!! As for all those other ones. YES OMG! hahaha
You are hysterical. Seriously, I first read about your pajama jeans….and now this…..just so funny. I SO wanted to buy the pajama jeans. They really do look comfy. I could actually use the booty pop, but I will resist.
Totally hilarious. I might add that I seriously considered purchasing the “BumpIt” for you hair. Oh yeah, you know you want big hair! We Texans love our big hair! New Jersey you feel us too!
I love the newest infomercial purchase. I’ve never heard of booty pop. It could very well be that my life is incomplete without them…or not. I can’t wait for the next installment in your informercial series.
After:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
your booty looks the same lol well actually smaller in the after picture I think you put them in the wrong order. anyways the booty pop sucks I have used it and find that you cannot wear it with anything you want to. I used a product called booty wow and it gave me better results than yours without the padding and I wore it with anything I want like nice sexy dresses. and my husband likes how the booty wow looks, he gets turned off when I used to wear the stuffed panties lol
I love the booty pop. I am 23 years old so gravity hasnt taken place yet but I just wanted that general appearance of having a butt. I agree with the fact that you cannot wear the booty pop with much other than jeans. But when I do wear jeans, the pop is wayyyy worth it!!!
Oh, now I just adore you. I hope I look as good as you do in all my As Seen on TV Products!
You are too funny! I loved all your feedback about both products. I always like to pick out the DUMBEST APPLIANCE of the Holiday Season. I don’t think anybody (in their right mind) would ever purchase the years’ highly marketed useless appliance for their own use. I have to hope it is marketed towards those that have no idea what to buy their ____________ (fill in the blank) for Christmas. The pizza baker that cooks while rotating. The Salad Spinner. The brownie pan that has dividers so you don’t have to go to ALL that trouble of slicing them yourself! The Magic Bullet–party guests are NOT included. Now they have a “Cupcake Baker”!? I never knew you had to have a special appliance to bake cupcakes. Where do people store all these appliances? You would probably have to add a room onto the house. I was terrified someone would give me a snuggle for Christmas because I am so cold all the time. Once I started seeing them in camouflage design I had a change of heart. I could sit around all day in my camo snugglie and no one would bother me because they wouldn’t be able to see me! Anyway, have you thought about trying out the bra strap clip that lifts your girls off the floor and practically throws them in your face? I keep telling myself to just walk away but I still wonder. I like it when all the “As seen on TV” goodies show up at Walgreen’s and then you can skip the shipping and handling! Keep it up and keep us laughing!
Torrey,
I am dying over here because one of our most used appliances in the whole house is one of those pizza bakers that spins! I am horrified that I won’t be able to replace it when it dies!!! As for all those other ones. YES OMG! hahaha
You are hysterical. Seriously, I first read about your pajama jeans….and now this…..just so funny. I SO wanted to buy the pajama jeans. They really do look comfy. I could actually use the booty pop, but I will resist.
you are one funny bee-ahcth!!
As Wrex n Effex once said:
Let me see you do the booty hop
and now make the booty STOP
Now drop and do the booty wop!!
Totally hilarious. I might add that I seriously considered purchasing the “BumpIt” for you hair. Oh yeah, you know you want big hair! We Texans love our big hair! New Jersey you feel us too!
Oh my goodness. You are my hero for posting this. HERO!!!! 😉
I love the newest infomercial purchase. I’ve never heard of booty pop. It could very well be that my life is incomplete without them…or not. I can’t wait for the next installment in your informercial series.