Rhett(2) woke up 3 days ago speaking in complete sentences. It wasn’t that he wasn’t talking. He would jabber on through binkied mouth in phrases and repeated words about 20 % distinguishable to the non-relative ear. So imagine my surprise when he walked up to me first thing in the morning and said: “Reid hit me in the head!” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His first sentence. Subject-check. Verb-check. Bonus points for the prepositional phrase. I let it rest for an hour or so. I just wanted to soak in the amazement. Later I smelled something foul and asked Rhett if he had stinky pants. He replied: “No, Grandma changed me.” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His second sentence. Subject-check. Verb-check. Bonus points for the exclamation. I let it rest for an hour or so. I just wanted to soak in the amazement. Later he walked into the kitchen. He announced: “I go in car. I go in fiiiiiiive minutes.” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His first two sentence combination. Subject-check/check. Verb-check/check. Bonus prepositional phrase-check/check. I also felt like I needed to award additional points for catchy phrasing and dramatic delivery. Let’s take inventory of his first 4 sentences. His life is in peril. He resourcefully recruits help as needed. He is on the move. He is giving me warning. This is a pretty clear and concise picture of his world here at casa de Nirvana. I am hiding the car keys and my cell phone. I have no idea what skills he will master or what he might say next…



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  1. How exciting! Those first words, sentences – no matter the content are the best!

    Good move on the car keys. He’ll at least be able to unlock, climb in and lock the doors soon…

  2. My 2 year old just started this up too! Suddenly saying things I understand – conversations, almost!

    xo ~K

  3. It’s so weird when that happens. It’s like a blink of an eye and BAM! They’re off!! Jabbering away!

  4. Great sentences. My two year old’s first sentences took my by surprise too. I thought she would never put 3 words together and then one day she proves me wrong.

  5. What a great story to tell, too, that his first sentence was “Reid hit me in the head”!

    It’s a big, big day.

  6. Way to convey those thoughts, Rhett! Wow. I loved that transitional phase, too.

    You sound like you might be a grammar cop, Hollyanna. I fear them. Despite being an English teacher….

  7. Oh, this is my favorite verbal stage. I predict his next sentence will be about rolling with his homies.

  8. What a big boy!! Boy-Child#2 has a shirt that reads “My parents taught me how to walk & talk now all they want me to do is sit down and keep quiet”.