Rhett(2) woke up 3 days ago speaking in complete sentences. It wasn’t that he wasn’t talking. He would jabber on through binkied mouth in phrases and repeated words about 20 % distinguishable to the non-relative ear. So imagine my surprise when he walked up to me first thing in the morning and said: “Reid hit me in the head!” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His first sentence. Subject-check. Verb-check. Bonus points for the prepositional phrase. I let it rest for an hour or so. I just wanted to soak in the amazement. Later I smelled something foul and asked Rhett if he had stinky pants. He replied: “No, Grandma changed me.” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His second sentence. Subject-check. Verb-check. Bonus points for the exclamation. I let it rest for an hour or so. I just wanted to soak in the amazement. Later he walked into the kitchen. He announced: “I go in car. I go in fiiiiiiive minutes.” I nearly cried. How beautiful! His first two sentence combination. Subject-check/check. Verb-check/check. Bonus prepositional phrase-check/check. I also felt like I needed to award additional points for catchy phrasing and dramatic delivery. Let’s take inventory of his first 4 sentences. His life is in peril. He resourcefully recruits help as needed. He is on the move. He is giving me warning. This is a pretty clear and concise picture of his world here at casa de Nirvana. I am hiding the car keys and my cell phone. I have no idea what skills he will master or what he might say next…



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  1. Just for shits and grins give him a Harry Potter book and see if he can read it in less than a month. Or see if he at least doesnt turn it into a projectile with his brothers as the target.

    KEEP BELIEVING

  2. How wonderful. Maybe that’s what Callee will do because she will be 2 in July and you can barely understand a word that child says.

  3. Throw him a rubix cube. Its amazing what these little pick up. I’m trying to get my three year old to do my taxes this year.

  4. It’s only a matter of time before he masters the internet and gets himself into some serious chat rooms…time to lock up the computer as well. LOL.