I am going to do a little bragging here.

I rock.

I have a feeling of accomplishment that cannot be overstated.

Birds are singing.

So are angel choirs.

I didn’t think it was possible.

Some days the impossible happens.

Some days karma just seems to smile.

Some days karma smiles while birds and angels sing.

Today is that day.

*bask in it*

*bask in it*

*bask in it*

I, Holly here at the Nirvana, successfully without breaking anything, without referring to any written material, without using any naughty words transformed Reid(4)’s Optimus Prime into the tow truck.

*bow*

Thank you. Thank you very much.

*bow*

Really, thank you. I know! I know!

*bow*

Seriously, people. Thank you!

*bow*

Thanks again.

*bow*

OK, I think I have milked this long enough (although, here at the Nirvana no dead horse goes UNbeaten).

*bow*

ENOUGH! It isn’t like I put together a piece of IKEA furniture or anything…



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39 Comments

  1. You’re a stronger woman than I am. I have taught my sons some interesting and very grownup phrases…

  2. You totally do rock. I’m still trying to figure out Darth Vader/Death Star. I literally had two mechanical engineers on it.

  3. Way to go!

    Personally, I have slept easy at night since I learnt that you can transform those things by pulling off their limbs .
    After a while it loosens them up too, so they stand all wobbly and drunken looking.

    Sad, how I get my kicks 😉

  4. I hate that I love IKEA furniture. Because that lone little tool they sometimes supply you with to assemble it? Can suck it.

  5. You may be the. coolest. mom. ever.

    One question: Where was Reid(4)? Because I’m a pretty good assembler. It’s just when ‘help’ arrives that everything hits the fan.

  6. Amen on the IKEA furniture – what’s up with that? I like how the old toys of my past are now the new toys of the future.

    Or something like that.