it is jeanetic

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Holly got ready.

Ready for something she hasn’t done in years.

Holly with jeans that fit

Holly realized that she had only one pair of jeans that fit well. She had no choice but to go shopping for another pair.

Why has Holly not been jean shopping for years?

Holly in dressing room trying on jeans

Maybe because last time she went shopping for jeans she entered the store as a confident woman and exited the store as a huddled mass yearning to be free of her obvious body disfigurements.

most jeans are way too big in the waist and too small in the thighs

For you see, in non-jean-shopping-life Holly is OK with her body. She is not in love with her shape, but has accepted it and moves on…

Holly's jeans don't fit like the average woman

Yet for some reason, in jean-shopping-life all that changes.

Holly’s non-jean-shopping THIGHS are OK, but her jean-shopping THIGHS appear like over-stuffed, dimpled sausage.

Holly’s non-jean-shopping WAIST is OK, but her jean-shopping WAIST creates plumber-effect.

In non-jean shopping-life Holly never met a tailor. In jean-shopping-life Holly has never met a pair of jeans that didn’t require a skilled one.

Holly recruited a friend for moral support. Holly wasn’t sure about the morality, but could really use the support.

Holly goes shopping for jeans with a friend

Soon Holly was back in a dressing room with an ever-growing pile of ill-fitting jeans.

*Hold me*

Holly tries on jeans at the store

Just about the time Holly was about to slip into her pre-existing Post-Traumatic Jean Shopping Syndrome, the sales clerk asked her to try on one more pair.

Holly is brought the perfect fitting jeans

Holly tried on the jeans.

Holly was puzzled.

Something was different.

Very different.

jeans fit Holly

The jeans fit.

*cue the angel choir*

angel choir sings in celebration of proper jean fitting

Where did you find these jeans that fit so perfectly?

Holly wears mens jeans

The men’s department.

Yep.

In jean-shopping-life Holly is a boy.



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Kids Activities Blog is Holly's blogging home.

She is the mom of three boys ages 7, 10 and 12 who partially homeschools. She believes that you shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when there is a kitchen junk drawer full of possibilities.

She can also be found at Business 2 Blogger, on Twitter as @QuirkyMommaSite or @Texasholly, but her favorite place to hang out is on Google +.

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