Ode To Wal-Mart Shopper

Oh, dear Wal-Mart shopper. You went to the store to put food in your hopper But stumbled upon something more. For I had been at that Wal-Mart too Just about 10 minutes prior to you. It was dark and drizzly and cold And I lugged all the groceries I could hold From out of the cart and into my car But I missed the last cookie in the cookie jar. For once I got home I realized my folly And this I am sure has made you quite jolly. For I noticed I didn’t have one large box And this is the part that really knocks. I left that case of diapers under the cart For I was tired and shopping too late at Wal-Mart. I grabbed my keys and rushed back to the store Only to find my cart empty once more. I talked to the guy collecting the carts. I talked to the greeter that’s at all the Wal-Marts. I talked to customer service too But realized my diapers must be in Kalamazoo. I needed those diapers, well at least Rachel did. They cost $19.99, not quite a cheap bid. I hope they serve you well, Wal-Mart guest May you feel extra specially blessed. But I can feel good that the case you stumbled upon Was at least purchased with a $1.50 off coupon!