Last year I made a list of resolutions.
Last year I broke all those resolutions.
I am thinking that maybe resolutions aren’t really for me…
I don’t have anything against improvement.
I don’t have anything against goals.
I am anti-list.
I am just not a list person.
Is she really going to blame her lack of resolution-keeping on not liking lists?
I have tried to make lists.
I have made fabulous lists.
I have followed lists…
for a moment, for a day, for a week.
And then the list is forgotten.
All the super important information detailed on the very crucial list is gone.
And the list becomes a pile.
A pile of lists.
And then I walk by and see the pile.
And then I freak out about the pile.
And then I go through the pile.
And see all the very important lists.
And then I freak out about the list.
Since I am working toward a lower stress level in 2009…
My resolution is to stop making lists.
Please note that this resolution is not in list-form.