While in the toy aisles of Wal-Mart last night I came across the perfect gift for all the 8 year old boys on your Christmas list.
These toys are brought to us by the geniuses at WWE.
They are:

Ruthless Aggression is a series of “action” figures that ages 8 and up can play with at home!

If your 8 year old son has grown out of the Barbie phase, yet still prefers blonds:

Don’t worry if blonds aren’t his thing:

Thank God this is series 28. I can’t get enough of this!

I was a little shocked by the age 8 recommendation, but then tried to figure out a more appropriate age…
…but I gave up.
It just seems inappropriate for ANY age.
And now Barbie looks like a nun.
careful where you point those. someone could lose an eye!
I have seen these at the store recently. Luckily, they are directly across from the star wars section and my boys don’t notice them. My boys don’t take their eyes off star wars.
KEEP BELIEVING
Um…I think the Bratz dolls can now enter the convent guilt free.
Holy jeez! That is the epitome of tacky.
What the hell?!
OMG they look like transvestite hookers!
Oh my… I think they could be appropriate for the younger babies… help them wean towards the bottle instead.
Where’s the good taste gone? Toy manufacturers must be the same people who give ratings to “family” tv! 🙁
I have to think that some of these products are designed by those guys who sat in the back of class, always smelling a little bit like a rock concert. I suspect that they come up with these absurd ideas and then throw them out into the market to see what sticks.
It looks like it might make a good product for a teething 8 month old, though.
wow!
I’m speechless beyond that.