Mama Called The Doctor, and The Doctor Said, No More Corn Kernels Stuck Inside Your Head!
Once upon a time, in the land of Vacation, was playing in the room while Mommy took a
came into the bathroom & told Mommy “I put a popcorn in my ear!”
“You did what? A what in your ear?” Mommy said.
“A popcorn. Look!” And as digs his finger in his
, Mommy yelled “Stop!”
From inside the , she saw
in his
.
“Tilt your head & jump up and down.” says the soapy Mommy in the . No luck. The
was firmly in place.
Greaaat. At least we passed a hospital about 5 minutes away from the hotel. Mommy had a feeling we’d be making the trip, so she told to ask
to try & get it out.
As he’s working at the computer, sees
come over nervously & says “I have popcorn in my ear. Can you get it out?”
Thinking Mommy would be mad (and not knowing that Mommy already knew), and
went quietly into the bathroom to look for a tool to remove the
.
Luckily, found
, and using his big, bad Daddy ninja-skills, he popped the
out of Reese’s
.
Mommy was SO glad we didn’t have to make a hospital trip, & we all understand NO popcorn kernels in the ear!!
HOly COW!!!
So glad that y’all didn’t have to go to the hospital!!
I’m just glad I didn’t have to watch Hubby dig into my son’s ear with scissors!! 🙂
Yeah, I’m glad that your hubby’s scissors didn’t cause any damage – THAT would’ve been NOT COOL!