Hey, it’s a potluck. What do you expect?

WOW! I have no idea where that came from. I know it is always hard to detect tone when reading, but that title is quite hostile.

But it is Monday!
And it is Potluck!

So let’s get this potluck started…

I will absolutely not be serving “That green bean casserole with the mushroom soup and the onion ring topping. Barf Barf Barf.” today at the potluck. That was a really well phrased argument by ThreeUnderTwo. You mention green and barf in the same sentence and I am out. Way out. So no green bean casserole. None. Not even if you beg. Like you are going to beg for green bean casserole, really people, you are above that.


You want a piece of me?
huh?
You want a piece of me?


Reid (5) was obsessed with the boxing ring at a local jump house place. He would put on the protective helmet and both very heavy boxing gloves.

He would take a step or two in a boxer dance step, lift his arm to throw a punch, and then…

this…



If you see him across the ring, my suggestion is to just wait it out. The KO is inevitable. You will win. Just stay seated. It is his game to lose.

Today is a special edition of “What dear reader arrived after Googling this?”

because it is being combined with…
What is up with Holly’s coccyx?

One of my dear readers (one who has my full sympathy and understanding) arrived here at the Nirvana after Googling, “feels like I was kicked in the tailbone”.

I know! I know! I feel your pain. We are kindred coccyx spirits…


Let’s find out who is Peep of the Week!


In response to my letter to Drama, Drama wrote back:

My Dearest Holly,
When you left me, lo, those many many years ago, I vowed I would have the last laugh. You broke my heart and I’m a lesser entity because of it, you cold-hearted, unemotional woman.

I hope you and your Common Sense get what you deserve! And if you ever want to see your children calmly sitting on the couch with their hands neatly folded in their lap, you might consider coming back to me.

Still Pining,
Drama

Thanks Nanny Goats in Panties! Because you delivered Drama’s letter you are Peep of the Week!

And now for the question…
that must be answered each week…

What is in Holly’s fruit bowl?



No one*.

*No one guessed correctly the poker connection to the texasholly name. Texasholly has been my online poker name forever in honor of my favorite poker player, Doyle Brunson who wrote the book on poker (literally! He wrote Super System). Doyle’s nickname is Texas Dolly.

So I put a few oranges in the fruit bowl so it wouldn’t be lonely.

Tune into the Nirvana tomorrow…you will hear a new voice.

Happy Monday! May all the punches you throw be well balanced…