I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!It’s here.Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
VPL?How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
Whew.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Before:After:
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
Whoa! Nice ass! You’re welcome.
I might have to get these pantalones, for sure. I can wear them while I’m juicing, turbo jamming, and ironing my hair…..’cause I bought all that stuff, too. (I’m south of San Antonio, btw – you asked me that recently and I rudely never answered – not for any reason, mind you. I’m just lazy and I would have had to hit reply and all and I was obviously exhausted from something like typing.)
Okay, it’s time for yours to become one of those families that don’t own a TV, because clearly it has a power of you and your husband that will be eventually used for mind control by Dr. Doofenschmirtz to take over the entire tri-state area.
This post cracked me up. The BPL and the pajama jeans and the sketchers… HA! I was laughing so hard my eyes were getting teary by the time I finished reading! I had to take a cleansing breath before typing this comment! You… are hilarious.
I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Girlfriend….you are a HOOT!!! Thanks for making my day! Let me catch my breath before I go read it all again!!!
How exactly do the Skechers shape ups help one lose weight anyway? For me, I start my day with all-natural organic smoothies and nothing more and this keeps the flab in check.
After:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
I’m sure that thing would never support the weight of my arse! Thanks for being the guinea pig for all of us unsuspecting, panty-line showing women!
i have got to get booty pop. i hope it doesn’t chafe.
Whoa! Nice ass! You’re welcome.
I might have to get these pantalones, for sure. I can wear them while I’m juicing, turbo jamming, and ironing my hair…..’cause I bought all that stuff, too. (I’m south of San Antonio, btw – you asked me that recently and I rudely never answered – not for any reason, mind you. I’m just lazy and I would have had to hit reply and all and I was obviously exhausted from something like typing.)
Okay, it’s time for yours to become one of those families that don’t own a TV, because clearly it has a power of you and your husband that will be eventually used for mind control by Dr. Doofenschmirtz to take over the entire tri-state area.
This post cracked me up. The BPL and the pajama jeans and the sketchers… HA! I was laughing so hard my eyes were getting teary by the time I finished reading! I had to take a cleansing breath before typing this comment! You… are hilarious.
You are so CRAZY!! I wondered what weirdos bought that product. Now I know:-) I have my own built in booty pop. I would like a booby pop though.
This might even be low for YOU! I like your booty before the pop better. You can quote me on that if you want!
I have never laughed so hard in all my life. Girlfriend….you are a HOOT!!! Thanks for making my day! Let me catch my breath before I go read it all again!!!
How exactly do the Skechers shape ups help one lose weight anyway? For me, I start my day with all-natural organic smoothies and nothing more and this keeps the flab in check.
Since you blogged about it, your booty pop is now a business expense and tax write off? Sweet.
I see my blog going in a whole new direction.
I figure if I have the receipt and the URL, what auditor is going to disallow the Booty Pop?