Tik Tok: Mommy version

Ah, fall cleaning. The time of year when you open the drapes to let the autumn sunlight illuminate the disastrous condition of your home. The smudge from the dropped slushie you told her to clean up three weeks ago. The fingerprints on every wall and window that fingers might reach. The toy store that apparently exploded across the living room the moment your kid got home from school yesterday. The bathing suits and sandbox toys sitting on the front porch– still with the lingering smell (and sand) of your Labor Day vacation. Let’s not even talk about what’s lurking at the back of the fridge. But who says cleaning can’t be fun? I’ll put on some good beats and get to it. To help sweeten the deal, here’s one to get me started…with apologies to Ke$ha. But not too many. Tik Tok (Mommy version) Wake up in the morning feeling kinda giddy Toys and clothes are everywhere the house looks sh***y Short on sleep Mess knee-deep Need a plan of attack Cuz somehow or another I ™m takin ™ my life back I ™m talkin ™ hair in a ponytail, tail Sortin ™ the backlogged mail, mail Piles for the garage sale, sale Break out my spray and start to scrub, scrub Mold growin ™ on the tub, tub Givin ™ this place the rub ¦ Don't stop Grab the mop Momma's cleanin ™ up this house Tonight I ™mma fight Sweep the crap outta sight Tick tock On the clock But I ain't gonna stop, yo Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh (2x) Can't see the floor for the toys, but the vacuum's right here, Ain't got my keys, cuz I lost ™em, but they gotta be here And now the germs they're all scared, cuz they hear I got bleach And I ™m wipin ™ ™em out as far as I can reach I ™m talkin ™ bout everythin ™ gettin ™ washed, washed Windex gettin ™ sloshed, sloshed Clutter is gonna get tossed, tossed Now gonna clean til the mess is rid, rid Or it's time to pick up my kid, kid Time to get my kid, kid (Kid and more mess.) Don't stop Grab the mop Momma's cleanin ™ up this house Tonight I ™mma fight Sweep the crap outta sight Tick tock On the clock But I ain't gonna stop, yo Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh (2x) Oh kid, you make this mess I clean it up My heart it pounds Yet I still love you You got my heart Your hugs make up You got my love Yeah, you got me You make this mess I clean it up My heart it pounds Yeah I still love you You got my heart I got your heart You got me But the next cleaning session you're gonna help me Don't stop Grab the mop Momma's cleanin ™ up this house Tonight I ™mma fight Sweep the crap outta sight Tick tock On the clock But I ain't gonna stop, yo Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh [2x] [deranged laughter]