I was recently at the Highland Village Wal-Mart to pick up paper towels.
When I got to the bright and shiny aisle, I looked around.
And around.
I needed white, large rolls of Bounty in a big package for the best price.
Is that too much to ask?
Yep, there is over 20 feet of Bounty bulk paper towel packages.
I felt a bit lost in the Bounty department.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
Please stop pushing your brother! You boys need to stay with me here.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
No one should be hitting any person or thing! Brothers are nice to each other.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
Stop wrestling! No one should be touching a brother.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
All boys need to behave or we will be skipping the toy aisle!
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
*screech*
*stop*
OK. I am going to stop right here. I want off this crazy train.
I have two
solutions for this overwhelming Bounty paper towel choice problem:
1. Bounty could make large white paper towels in big packages –
if they search their line carefully, they might find they already produce such a product.
2. Wal-Mart could move a portion of the toy aisle –
I suggest Transformers, Legos and toy guns – to allow frazzled moms a moment in peace to figure out which is the right product.
It would give us a chance to solve the Where’s Waldo paper towel search.
Until one of my solutions are adopted, I am boycotting paper and pulling out the old fashioned, cloth…*gasp*…
towel.
Yep, there is over 20 feet of Bounty bulk paper towel packages. I felt a bit lost in the Bounty department.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
Please stop pushing your brother! You boys need to stay with me here.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
No one should be hitting any person or thing! Brothers are nice to each other.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
Stop wrestling! No one should be touching a brother.
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
All boys need to behave or we will be skipping the toy aisle!
Let’s find large white rolls of paper towels for the best price!
*screech*
*stop*
OK. I am going to stop right here. I want off this crazy train.
I have two solutions for this overwhelming Bounty paper towel choice problem:
1. Bounty could make large white paper towels in big packages – if they search their line carefully, they might find they already produce such a product.
2. Wal-Mart could move a portion of the toy aisle – I suggest Transformers, Legos and toy guns – to allow frazzled moms a moment in peace to figure out which is the right product. It would give us a chance to solve the Where’s Waldo paper towel search.
Until one of my solutions are adopted, I am boycotting paper and pulling out the old fashioned, cloth…*gasp*…towel.
Nooooo! Don’t cross over to the Dark Side. You can order paper towels on Amazon. And if you do their “Subscribe & Save” you get 15% off and they will automatically send you more Bounty at pre-selected intervals of your choice. I’ve started doing this with LOTS of things (cereal, vitamins, etc). **You never even have to leave your house**
http://www.amazon.com/Bounty-Select—Size-White-6-Count/dp/B004H3RGRQ/ref=sr_1_10?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1296103026&sr=1-10
This is why I still have three children. And the WalMart security people haven’t called CPS on me in MONTHS.
But the Highland Village Walmart has such a PATHETIC lack of good toys as it is. 🙁