I have a theory related to mini-van evolution: The over-squirted juice from boxes, near-empty lollipop sticks, goldfish paste, cheerio puree, graham cracker goop, water bottle condensation and starbucks residue serve the purpose to decrease the interior sliding of grocery bags, toys and other essential gear.



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  1. I always knew everything had it’s purpose!

    Since you’re on such a roll in the Figuring It Out Department… what is the purpose of boogers on walls? I’m at a loss there.