I have arranged an interview with world famous Nirvana architect, Rhett.
Rhett is a 3 year old architect out of North Texas. His formal training was in other areas (potty training, pedaling a tricycle and book procurement for story time) and is predominantly self-taught in the field of architecture.
His previous architectural achievements have included unique structures created out of non-traditional building materials such as Legos, Tinker Toys, Lincoln Logs and wooden blocks. He is a master at mixed media and demonstrates a creative streak that is unsurpassed.
Thank you Rhett for joining us today.
Hi.
Rhett, can you please show us your latest work?
Here. Look. It is by couch. DON’T KNOCK IT DOWN!
Inspired! What a unconventional take on a modern town. I am impressed with the traffic flow and advanced planning for population congregation.
No. This is family. Here is mom, dad, Ryan, Reid, Rhett (me), Grandma, Grandpa, Mimi, Bampa, Abby (dog), Scooter (cat), Lauren and Baby Benjamin.
Oh! How unexpected. So this one is your mom?
Yes. Mom.
The tall structure with the wide hips?
Yes. Mommy is big.
And the shorter, skinny structure behind it is your dad?
Yes. Mommy LARGE. Daddy MEDIUM. Rhett SMALL.
I am hoping that you are referring to SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE in a metaphorical sense of their spectrum of influence…
Huh?
This interview is over.
I also just had to say that the beaver trapping story is completely hilarious, but for some reason WordPress isn’t letting me log in to say so on that post — so I’m leaving the comment here instead. Animated Holly is awesome.
And those golfers are definitely still telling that story.
I could tell it was you. Even without the shorty pajamas and beaver trap.
oh Crap.. He probably would say Landry’s mom ( becouse he is a groupie) is GIANT!!
That’s priceless! I love your kids 🙂
ABSOLUTELY…it is spectrum of influence!
My children drew beautiful pictures of me for my birthday cards…I guess I have to be happy that they love me so much… 🙂
PAX
Definitely speaking of you having the larger PRESENCE. Most definitely. Sir Architect Rhett knows who is the boss.
I am hoping that you are referring to SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE in a metaphorical sense of their spectrum of influence… Bwahahahahaha! You are hilarious. I am not surprised that Mommy is biggest in his world. And you shouldn’t take it personally. “Big” is always about influence. It’s when they utter phrases such as, “Daddy is too fat for me to ride on his back” (actually heard in my house) that you have to be mortified.
So funny! My nieces always draw me very big too… with a mountain of day-glow orange hair. Big Bozo over here!
Yes, his work is metaphorical….inspiring!
The symbolic post-modern take on urban planning is inspired. If depressing.