I have arranged an interview with world famous Nirvana architect, Rhett.
Rhett is a 3 year old architect out of North Texas. His formal training was in other areas (potty training, pedaling a tricycle and book procurement for story time) and is predominantly self-taught in the field of architecture.
His previous architectural achievements have included unique structures created out of non-traditional building materials such as Legos, Tinker Toys, Lincoln Logs and wooden blocks. He is a master at mixed media and demonstrates a creative streak that is unsurpassed.
Thank you Rhett for joining us today.
Hi.
Rhett, can you please show us your latest work?
Here. Look. It is by couch. DON’T KNOCK IT DOWN!
Inspired! What a unconventional take on a modern town. I am impressed with the traffic flow and advanced planning for population congregation.
No. This is family. Here is mom, dad, Ryan, Reid, Rhett (me), Grandma, Grandpa, Mimi, Bampa, Abby (dog), Scooter (cat), Lauren and Baby Benjamin.
Oh! How unexpected. So this one is your mom?
Yes. Mom.
The tall structure with the wide hips?
Yes. Mommy is big.
And the shorter, skinny structure behind it is your dad?
Yes. Mommy LARGE. Daddy MEDIUM. Rhett SMALL.
I am hoping that you are referring to SMALL, MEDIUM and LARGE in a metaphorical sense of their spectrum of influence…
Huh?
This interview is over.
That kidlet has a great future. (And, PS, the size of his familial structures represents their importance in his life, so be proud, Momma!) 🙂 Glad you had the camera loaded.
Your kids are too smart.
That is way too cool. Believe it or not, my Sister-in-law and my Wife used to name their blocks as well (but they were not named after family members). My wife drew a "Family Portrait" for her sister for her birthday this year and named them all.
…and seconds later it was smashed by a toy-wielding Godzilla, or brother (same diff).
Mine tells me my bum is BIG! Thanks, kid. Good luck paying for your own college.
How much did he charge you for that? Architects are so expensive.
Today, my eight year old said that “Daddy is kinda fat, but in a good way. But you and I both have muffin tops mom.”
But I’m sure she meant that in a good way too.
Don’t let Dr. Freud get a hold of this–you’re not going to come out sounding good.
No! Wonderful interview, though… Fortunately I am always the medium-sized one in all my 2yo artist’s renditions, and she only does stick figures, so I still look really skinny. I hate to think what will happen when she moves beyond stick. Maybe I should send her to Nirvana art classes.
A little “Mom’s just right,” would have given you a little pre-Mother’s Day love, I think. 🙂
I was this close to hiring him, until I realized that his rendering of MY hips would dominate the structure. And several adjoining buildings.
You’re clever, you know. 😉