I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!It’s here.Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
VPL?How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
Whew.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Before:After:
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
I don’t think Booty Pop would give me what I need. Now, if there was a “Booty Shrink” or a “Booty Insta-Firm”, I might have to try it. Your post cracked me up! (pardon the pun)
ok, so after I get over the fact that your body is amazing and I hate you….I realize….you already have a bad ass butt, but please bring those to blogher so we can do something funny with them.
You can have some of my booty, because I have plenty to SPARE! I believe my behind is genetically related somehow to J-LO
I’ve been considering the sketchers shape ups, what do you honestly think of them? I already wear my regular sketches daily and love them, so I figured why not get a work out too.
And I must say, I prefer your “booty” in the BEFORE pic without the booty pop.
Picture this: Business woman in professional clothing, sitting in very corporate-y office, scarfing down a (not-so-professional) Chick-fil-a lunch at her faux wood desk since she has a key meeting with a very important client in 20 minutes. Now picture her laughing hysterically at Holly’s blog post about something called Booty Pop. I’m sure glad no one came in to ask what was so funny. Woman, you crack me up. The VPL is what forced my quiet giggling to full out hysterical laughing.
Entering Bootytown
So shake that booty now
‘Cause your booty is the way into his hea-ea-eart
Girl don’t you realize
One detour at your thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
After:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
I don’t think Booty Pop would give me what I need. Now, if there was a “Booty Shrink” or a “Booty Insta-Firm”, I might have to try it. Your post cracked me up! (pardon the pun)
YOU. DID. NOT.
I know how Blog Stedman feels about certain enhancements – but junk in yo’ trunk? Did he buy in?
I would like for your next post to be about what you WON’T do on your blog.
Good humor!
That list seems to be getting shorter and shorter…hahaha.
OMG YOU ARE A WALKING INFOMERCIAL!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so after I get over the fact that your body is amazing and I hate you….I realize….you already have a bad ass butt, but please bring those to blogher so we can do something funny with them.
You can have some of my booty, because I have plenty to SPARE! I believe my behind is genetically related somehow to J-LO
I’ve been considering the sketchers shape ups, what do you honestly think of them? I already wear my regular sketches daily and love them, so I figured why not get a work out too.
And I must say, I prefer your “booty” in the BEFORE pic without the booty pop.
Picture this: Business woman in professional clothing, sitting in very corporate-y office, scarfing down a (not-so-professional) Chick-fil-a lunch at her faux wood desk since she has a key meeting with a very important client in 20 minutes. Now picture her laughing hysterically at Holly’s blog post about something called Booty Pop. I’m sure glad no one came in to ask what was so funny. Woman, you crack me up. The VPL is what forced my quiet giggling to full out hysterical laughing.
Yay! Mission accomplished…
that just makes me want to break out into song…
Entering Bootytown
So shake that booty now
‘Cause your booty is the way into his hea-ea-eart
Girl don’t you realize
One detour at your thighs
Is a right turn that can break his world apart
I have one word, badonkadonk.
you didn’t need the pop. but you look great with it on. you could set a cup of tea on that thing. also, you are funny.
Really?? Really???
I can’t believe you actually did it..
actually I can but really???
So how does the booty pop look under sexy lengerie??
the booty pop is embedded in granny panties so I think lingerie is out of the question.
And here is the part where I rate my friend’s butt! 🙂
Seriously though, your butt looks WAY better without the Pop. With it, you look like you have a big butt…WHO WANTS THAT??????
I say put the $32 cleaned undies in your Mom’s Christmas stocking. Being married to your Dad, I’m sure she will appreciate such a gift from Santa.
**Am I cheap for saying give your Mom used undies for Christmas?**