I was recently summoned to the television by my husband to view the latest as seen on TV treasure…The Booty Pop.
What do ALL women look at when buying jeans?That’s right! Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms!Imagine being to reshape your backside and achieve that ultimate lifted booty instantly!It’s here.Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret…The Booty Pop.Just like the padded bra enhances, The Booty Pop panties are REVOLUTIONIZING woman’s undergarments giving you sexy curves and the ultimate lift.
I have to admit that I was unaware that I needed a lifted booty.
In fact, I have to admit to not really paying much attention to what was happening back there.
Obviously, Booty Pop was something I couldn’t live without for another minute.
I ordered online.
The $19.99 price seemed a bit high for underwear, but I had already committed to revolutionizing my backside.
I was offered additional pairs for FREE…well, for the close to $7 shipping/handling charge. No thanks, I think I might be able to fit a wash day between ultimate lifted booty days.
I was offered tons of expedited shipping options (for an additional $5 – $20) because Booty Pops are so popular that they are filling millions of orders and might not get to mine for 12 weeks. No thanks, I have lived 40 years with an unlifted bottom, a few more weeks won’t hurt.
Just when I was about to push the BUY button, the geniuses at Booty Pop mentioned that I was about to order the INFERIOR Booty Pop which very possibly will cause VPL – Visible Panty Lines.
VPL?How will anyone be able to enjoy the view of my sexy new bottom if they are distracted by visible panty lines?
THANKFULLY, I could upgrade my Booty Pop to the deluxe version which promised to be sans lines for ONLY $5.
Whew.
My Booty Pop total for ONE pair was $32.
$32 to revolutionize my world.
I received my Booty Pop within 2 weeks of my order. I guess Booty Pop took mercy on my flat butt despite my resistance to upgrade my shipping.
I tried it on ASAP under the cotton shorts I was wearing and nearly died of laughter. When you put them on under a thin fabric, you can see the oval POP! on each buttock which is NOT very attractive…no VPL, but BPL – Booty Pop Lines.
Under jeans the BPL are hidden.
Before:After:
Yes. I just posted pictures of my butt on the internet. This is a new blogging low.
One thing I didn’t like was that even though I ordered the size I would wear, they are too large which causes the VPL-free panty to shift causing my revolutionizing new curves to migrate into unflattering positions including the double bump.
A bump for the booty pop.A bump for my actual booty.
And because I can’t help myself, here is the finale:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
Oh, and even worse than you posting the picture? I commented on a post on booty pop. Just one of the hundreds of reasons that I never had a hope of being considered a serious blogger.
Have you accidentially knocked anything over while wearing that Booty Pop? You might need to warn the children that mama’s bottom is a bit bigger on your “ultimate booty days” and they need to give you a few inches of extra space 🙂
At least now if you ever meet J-Lo or one of the Kardashian sisters, you will have something to talk about….
OH MY GOD I can’t believe you bought the Booty Pop. Girl, you don’t need to pop your booty! You’re so fine!!! ha ha
So now I have 2 questions:
1) what does Blog-Stedman think of the Booty Pop?
2) Have you been turning heads at Central Market while shopping with the Booty Pop?
1. He is laughing. He is usually the one that finds this crazy crap.
2. I don’t really think ANYONE beyond those pictures posted above will be subjected to my booty popped.
Just jealous of your general skinniness. I need no help enhancing the booty department. What do you think of the shape-ups? I’m thinking I’m going to have to spend the money…
The shape ups do make my legs/buttock muscles sore, but I am not sure they are doing anything. I can’t wear them all day. How is that for a mixed review?
After:
If you plan on wearing your Booty Pop with your Pajama Jeans, please be warned that the rise of the Pajama Jeans is lower than the rise of the Booty Pop and you won’t be worried about VPL, but APL – Actual Panty Lines.
And now that I don’t have to exercise for a shapely behind, I guess I don’t need the Skechers Shape-Ups anymore…
This is completely hilarious ! I’m still cracking up over the pajama jeans (which I swear someone was wearing at a bbq I was at recently).
You should have asked…ha!
I have no words. NONE.
Just
bwwwwhhhhahhaaaaaaaaaa!
That is all.
🙂
Oh, and even worse than you posting the picture? I commented on a post on booty pop. Just one of the hundreds of reasons that I never had a hope of being considered a serious blogger.
I am screenshotting this comment for later blackmail.
You crack me up.
I’m just glad that they didn’t come with VS (visible suspenders) to guarantee a lift. That might have been difficult to cover.
Have you accidentially knocked anything over while wearing that Booty Pop? You might need to warn the children that mama’s bottom is a bit bigger on your “ultimate booty days” and they need to give you a few inches of extra space 🙂
At least now if you ever meet J-Lo or one of the Kardashian sisters, you will have something to talk about….
OH MY GOD I can’t believe you bought the Booty Pop. Girl, you don’t need to pop your booty! You’re so fine!!! ha ha
So now I have 2 questions:
1) what does Blog-Stedman think of the Booty Pop?
2) Have you been turning heads at Central Market while shopping with the Booty Pop?
1. He is laughing. He is usually the one that finds this crazy crap.
2. I don’t really think ANYONE beyond those pictures posted above will be subjected to my booty popped.
Just jealous of your general skinniness. I need no help enhancing the booty department. What do you think of the shape-ups? I’m thinking I’m going to have to spend the money…
The shape ups do make my legs/buttock muscles sore, but I am not sure they are doing anything. I can’t wear them all day. How is that for a mixed review?
Larger??
Anything that might possibly make my booty look LARGER, regardless of distribution of mass, will not be allowed anywhere NEAR my tuckus.
But I appreciate you taking one for the team and all with the product testing.
Invaluable.
Haha, love it. I can’t believe you really bought it. nice toosh. lol
is it totally weird if I tell you that I think your butt looked better without the pop…
I think so too…the whole thing is so ridiculous.