When I was a little girl, I was scared of clowns beneath my staircase. I can’t remember which awful movie I watched (without permission, I’m sure), but it scarred me horribly. I’d go to bed at night and envision the clowns not only under the stairs, but coming out of my closet and hiding under my bed. It was a big thing at my house. McDonald’s was out for months…I couldn’t trust Ronald. Even Bozo got the boot during that time. To be honest, though, Bozo deserved the boot anyway. I mean, what’s up with that guy? Still, it took me a long time to get over the clown thing and to this day I’m not sure what fixed it. I wish I’d had the same chutzpa as this little girl. When it comes to monsters trying to attack her, she knows exactly what she’d do! Take a look!
Is she not the cutest thing in the world? I know what she’s trying to say, but the fact that she keeps saying she’d kick their ‘ask’ is just absolutely the most endearing thing in the world. And if ever there was a clown issue in her home? I’m guessing she’d kick their ‘ask’, too!
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